Jody O'Reilly

[Pat McMahon]

My cousin is doing that half time competition thing where you have to kick the ball into that big circle on Boxing Day. I'll be holding a minute silence for him after the ball lands in the dug out.

One of the two competitors very nearly won the season ticket.

My cousin went first and made a bit of mess of his effort. His footy skills runs in the family.

His effort made me laugh - did he have a bacon slicer transplant?

[olaftab]

They have changed the rules of the competition. Now if you get the ball in the circle you get to play the second half in our midfield.

Why? We have enough midfielders who can pass the ball around in the centre circle already.