Completely off topic so please move to an appropriate place if necessary. The last place I worked back home I worked for a time in an area that backed on to a canal. The area was fenced off with an authorised personell sign on the outside.
When ever it rained extremely hard the place flooded as the drains couldn't take it. To get rid of the excess water the manhole access to the drain was in my place and I had to lift it to sweep the water away. Now, there was one bull-headed fucker there who though he could access all areas so to speak. One day after it had rained particularly heavy, I was doing the usual when I saw him storming towards my place and, I knew exactly what he was going to do so, when he was yards away I started yelling" ***, don't come in". I continued to shout this to no avail. The thick bastard slid the door sideways, took two paces into workplace and promptly disappeared down a six foot manhole!
He managed to get back up until he was positioned so that his arms were the only things stopping him going back down again. Naturally, with all his screaming most of the blokes in the area came to see what all the fuss was about. I've never heard so much laughing at another person's misfortune in all my life. We eventually hauled him out. He was going to sue the company, sue me, sue anybody who had laughed until the no unauthorised personell admitted was pointed out to him.
