Fair enough. John Taylor out of Duran Duran is a Villa fan, my wife informs me.
Lower the tone...
David I am very surprised that someone with your knowledge missed the opportunity to use the Only Fools and Horses "To Hull and Back". I suppose that is the difference between good writers and great writers, keep trying.
Excuse my ignorance, well okay, my memory, is Hinckley's ground the one which used to have a dog track round it? Been there many times in the 50s and 60s pulling all sorts of strokes. I know there was a football pitch in the middle but it may have been a lesser club.