Unlikely things to see on H&V next season

[Louzie0]

Christian Benteke nominated on the 'insignificant Villa players' thread.
An absence of MON
Peace love harmony and mutual understanding breaks out in 'Off Topic'.

[cdbearsfan]

Villadroid wins an award from The Campaign for Plain English.

[Louzie0]

The Stephen Ireland rehabilitation Thread with added goals.

(Would be nice but sadly, unlikely)

[Legion]

VillaKicks and SPA posting something comprehensible.

[pauliewalnuts]

To be honest, mate, I haven't got a clue

[dave shelley]

Greg n'Ash and Risso photographed going into anger management counselling.

[cdbearsfan]

GregNash photographed at Villa Park.

Well, somebody had to...

[Legion]

Free fanzines for all!

[curiousorange]

"Well, I'm glad we avoided Manchester United in the third round."

[cdbearsfan]

"Tony Pulis' claret and blue army!"

[Louzie0]

'Faulkner gambles Randy's last £million on a sure thing in the Grand National'

[curiousorange]

"I really enjoyed that game. Stoke City under Hughes are such a breath of fresh air."

[dave.woodhall]

Legion's Guide to Investing Your Lottery Winnings.

[peter w]

Tottenham fans joining the site.

[Louzie0]

Olaftab - New King of Sweden.
Monarch will rule on a timeshare basis between Stockholm and Villa park (Reuters)