Unlikely things to see on H&V next season

[cheltenhamlion]

Frank is organising running coke mules through Bremen again this weekend? That's a swizz, I haven't caught up with him in a while.

[Mortimer's Bear]

Nile Ranger could turn out to be Lamberts best signing based on his debut hat-trick.

[cheltenhamlion]

Cheltenham Lion;

Honestly, you are fine, I can only have the one then I must get home.

[cheltenhamlion]

Trevor Fisher:

I just said something interesting that doesn't want to make Cheltenham Lion want to punch me in my overly educated, sanctimonious, fat, fucking face.

[cheltenhamlion]

I think you married a good un there, Amanda. That boy Cooper is quite a catch.

[cheltenhamlion]

Leeds. Now there is an away trip I miss.

[Jane]

My word, Jane.

You are stone cold sober and make a fascinating point!

Pot, kettle Mr Griffin!

[cheltenhamlion]

Adam has put on no man tits at all since he started going out with Hayley.

Fuck me, Ken Watkins is like the wild man of rock.

I saw Jesus Dave earlier. A very gregarious fellow, he stopped for hours and spoiled us with his stories of following the Villa everywhere for years.

I can't make it this week, I am going to the tennis.

To be honest, I think the Olbiyun are a decent club.

How can you compete with Chelsea's history?

Coventry? If nothing else, its a nice play for a day out.

[peter w]

Well I'd replace Lambert with Steve Hodge.

[Mortimer's Bear]

Ron Vlaar looked formidable again today.

[silhillvilla]

I hope this one also gets moved to a Sunday 545pm kick off.

[not3bad]

Well I'd replace Lambert with Steve Hodge.

Totally.  And his first signing should be Downing.

[Navin R Johnson]

Results over Christmas can't possibly be worse than they were last year.

[Simon Ward]

No-one going to the HMHB gig in Bilston then?

[Barney74]

Fair play to Woodhall. Shouting a round for everyone in The Bartons after our 5-0 win over Man Ure must have cost a pretty penny.