Final Caption Competition of the Season

[not3bad]

Lambert: Kin ye gimme a translation laddie A dinna ken Bulgarian...

Petrov: I have no idea what you just said.

[Mister E]

Paul: "... And you know, Stan, it's amazing the strength you get when you bite your own hand off."

[maidstonevillain]

"Take my hand Paul, this is how you do the Highland Fling"

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Stan: "Can you believe the tactics of the gaffer? He's only got Plan A. You'd do a better job yourself, Paul."

[Simba]

Hey Lambo. Yeh?

O Neil got fired..

 heeee hee hooo  ha haaaa !

[Louzie0]

'...Take my hand, I'm a stranger in Paradise.'

[jcsutv]

Lambert: All these potatoes they are feeding us, I think I am going to end up putting on weight.
Stan:I can't believe we drink Pochine in training.
Lambert: Aye, I think it's making your hair go funny.
Stan: you are starting to talk like Rab C.

[kipeye]

"Make it so Data."
"Aye, Aye Captain."

[DrGonzo]

"No, really.  Give me the keys Paul you're way too pissed to drive..."

[PeterWithesShin]

"No, really.  Give me the keys Paul you're way too pissed to drive..."

"No i'm not, I always sound like this"

[Malandro]

"You never guess who I had sat next to me at the hairdressers, Paul? Pat Sharp!"

[Mister E]

Stan: "Hey, Paul: any idea what the mystery prize is for Legion's latest caption competition?"
Paul:"Yes - but I'll only tell you if you give me my hand back."

[Legion]

What i'll be captain and you'll be manager of Aston Villa? Go on I'll have a fiver.

Winner. PM me.

[Legion]

One day we'll both be involved with the greatest football club in the world.

Runner-up. PM me.

[Legion]

"I bet ya £10 you'll be managing villa one day"

"Oh aye eh!  And you'll be club captain no doubt!"

Third place. PM me.