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Author Topic: Agent launches legal threat to FFP  (Read 10470 times)

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Agent launches legal threat to FFP
« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2013, 12:53:47 PM »
Anything that restores some sort or order and  fair play is bad for forums like this because we will have nothing to moan about.

Of course we would. We'd still manage to frustrate and annoy ourselves. It's the Villa way.

They only way they'd ever stop arguments on H&V is if they also brought in CFP (Condiment Fair Play) and banned that red shite for good!

I am with you, Brother John. There ideally needs to be something along the lines of the Geneva Convention to get the use of that shite banned in all free societies.

Offline paul_e

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Re: Agent launches legal threat to FFP
« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2013, 03:13:44 PM »
Anything that restores some sort or order and  fair play is bad for forums like this because we will have nothing to moan about.

Of course we would. We'd still manage to frustrate and annoy ourselves. It's the Villa way.

They only way they'd ever stop arguments on H&V is if they also brought in CFP (Condiment Fair Play) and banned that red shite for good!

I am with you, Brother John. There ideally needs to be something along the lines of the Geneva Convention to get the use of that shite banned in all free societies.

Given the amount of shit in it (when bought in a bottle) could a proposal be put in place for it to be classified as a chemical weapon?

Offline cheltenhamlion

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Re: Agent launches legal threat to FFP
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2013, 06:50:26 PM »
Not if its on a fish finger sandwich, you pair of wankers.

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Agent launches legal threat to FFP
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2013, 07:38:59 PM »
There's never an excuse for ketchup.

Esp not fish finger sandwiches. Which are vile, too.

Offline cheltenhamlion

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Re: Agent launches legal threat to FFP
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2013, 07:52:31 PM »
Now you have crossed the line. It is one of the finest snacks around.

Online olaftab

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Re: Agent launches legal threat to FFP
« Reply #35 on: October 02, 2013, 08:11:43 PM »
Is ketchup with fish finger sandwich really fair play?

Offline LeeB

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Re: Agent launches legal threat to FFP
« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2013, 09:12:08 PM »
It's all pointless as any issues with FFP (Fish Finger Piece) can be easily circumnavigated by placing a fried egg into said piece.

Offline edgysatsuma89

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Re: Agent launches legal threat to FFP
« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2013, 03:41:39 PM »
Now you have crossed the line. It is one of the finest snacks around.

Without doubt! Some of you lot are far worse than agents, has Benteke's agent mentioned getting rid of ketchup? Thought not, top bloke.

Offline Concrete John

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Re: Agent launches legal threat to FFP
« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2013, 04:42:55 PM »
Now you have crossed the line. It is one of the finest snacks around.

Without doubt! Some of you lot are far worse than agents, has Benteke's agent mentioned getting rid of ketchup? Thought not, top bloke.

That's only because he doesn't want to bring up the subject and risk exposing his preference for fruity brown sauce, the fucking deviant.

Offline edgysatsuma89

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Re: Agent launches legal threat to FFP
« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2013, 09:39:53 AM »
Now you have crossed the line. It is one of the finest snacks around.

Without doubt! Some of you lot are far worse than agents, has Benteke's agent mentioned getting rid of ketchup? Thought not, top bloke.

That's only because he doesn't want to bring up the subject and risk exposing his preference for fruity brown sauce, the fucking deviant.

I hadn't thought about this, what a ******. He needs to come out and pledge his allegiance one way or the other.

Online olaftab

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Re: Agent launches legal threat to FFP
« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2013, 01:00:22 PM »
I thought being Belgian he would go for mayo rather than brown or red!

 


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