Caption Competition X

[paulcomben]

Betcha wish your beanstalk was Benteke.

[ExclDawg]

Football-headed man scares players out of their shoes.

[Steve R]

Vlaar looks on as Villa score from a line-out.

or

Sunderland player censured for unauthorized Bic endorsement.

[PeterWithesShin]

"I can see your house from up here"

Old skool punchline

[rob_bridge]

Why has his head turned into a ball. Oh no 6-1 was a dream, all a dream

[Des Little]

'Tell you what John, you really do look like Paddy McGuiness from up here'

[Slaphead]

"Carlos struggles to join in with the Piggy back conga"

[Dave Cooper please]

Roman numeral for 10, you buffoon.

Well you're not going to win with that caption, it's rubbish and has nothing to do with the picture.

[cdbearsfan]

If he does win, I reckon it's a fix.

[not3bad]

Carlos: "It's OK, Villa never score from - Arse biscuits!"

[OCD]

When I grow up, I want to be this tall.

[PeterWithesShin]

Go go gadget legs.

[DeKuip]

Heading down but staying up.

[dave.woodhall]

Fetch more water
Fetch more sand
Biggest person in the land

[Mister E]

CB: "So, Carlos, what does my arse smell like from where you are?"