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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Another caption competition
« on: March 09, 2013, 05:32:27 PM »
Shock horror the prize will be a DVD, i'll list the choices in a bit. Usual rules, multiple guesses are allowed.

Prize is one of the following:

Saw
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Corpse Vanishes (Lugosi)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Frankie & Johnny
Sinbad and the Minotaur
School of Rock
Bill Bailey Live Part Troll
Solaris
Billy Connolly Live in New York
Heartbreakers

« Last Edit: March 09, 2013, 05:37:24 PM by PeterWithesShin »
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Offline Whiney MacWhineface

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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2013, 05:37:31 PM »
I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster...
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Offline curiousorange

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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2013, 05:57:07 PM »
Benteke reels in horror as Stephen Kelly suffers a rectal prolapse.
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Offline curiousorange

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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2013, 06:01:43 PM »
Reading's overconfidence punished as one-legged players fail to stand up and be counted.
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Offline atticus snood

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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2013, 06:02:36 PM »
The subs were told to wear their hi viz tabbards in case Nathan Baker took a shot on goal.
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Offline curiousorange

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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2013, 06:03:23 PM »
Aston Villa unleash their secret weapon - Benteke's invisible snooker cue.
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Offline curiousorange

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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2013, 06:04:16 PM »
One sub to the other: 'I bet he drinks Um Bongo'.
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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2013, 06:20:37 PM »
Bentekes Jack Douglas impression lightens mood at the Madjeski Stadium.


( Kids, ask your parents )
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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2013, 06:22:35 PM »
Quote from: Rocket Reducer No. 62 on March 09, 2013, 05:37:31 PM
I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster...

Surely the winner.
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2013, 06:26:05 PM »
Quote from: Legion on March 09, 2013, 06:22:35 PM
Quote from: Rocket Reducer No. 62 on March 09, 2013, 05:37:31 PM
I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster...

Surely the winner.

It's in 2nd place.
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Offline peter w

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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2013, 06:27:01 PM »
He's Christian Benteke he scores without a ball
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Offline avfc_1874

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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2013, 07:18:49 PM »
Benteke wins dance-off.
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Offline dalians umbrella

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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2013, 07:45:24 PM »
Sonic Boom!
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Offline peter w

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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2013, 09:31:25 PM »
Benteke Slots Defender Home
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Offline Broughty-Villian

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Re: Another caption competition
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2013, 01:13:36 AM »
Benteke wins the "Standing on one leg" competition easily
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