Aston Villa v Manchester City Post-Match Thread

[Ads]

"Clark has been excellent all season"

Wow, what a fuckin' plank.

He should have come out, called him a ****** instead and exclaimed that the best bit of him dripped down his mothers leg 24 years ago. What a plank.

[Greg N'Ash]

"Clark has been excellent all season"

Wow, what a fuckin' plank.

heh. the best bit is when she asks about clark's mistake. For a second he twitches a bit and his expression says "fecking knobhead" but he somehow manages not to actually say it.

[Chipsticks]

Just remembered: aren't we traditionally piss-poor in March?

Very much so, it always ruins my smegging birthday.

And mine. This year my birthday is smack between Reading and QPR. It's either going to be a great birthday week, or a really really shit one.

Oh god I'm sorry to hear that. Tonight's game was originally scheduled for my birthday so I was relieved when it got moved, thought it would take away the curse. Still went, still drank, still lost.

[Legion]

I hit the grand old age of 42 when we play QPR. Just hoping and praying I get a 3 point present.

[Risso]

L: Paul Faulkner
R: Randy Lerner

Yep. Pair of space cadets.

[PeterWithesShin]

It must have been ace sat behind them.

[Des Little]

I hit the grand old age of 42 when we play QPR. Just hoping and praying I get a 3 point present.

I think your best bet is doing 40mph in a 30

[Chipsticks]

All I keep hearing about the astronauts is that they were there because there's no atmosphere at Villa Park.

[Broughty-Villian]

we didn't concede from a corner or set piece. tho we tried.

[curiousorange]

Fortunately, my birthday misses out a Villa fixture this year. It's San Marino v England instead.

[pelty]

And why is it that we lump the ball forward to Benteke and no one is around for the knock down ?

Not sure you need the second part of the question! I wish they would stop the long balls to Benteke that essentially end in us giving the ball right back to the opposition. It is the essence of stupidity and a lack of imagination.

[Legion]

I hit the grand old age of 42 when we play QPR. Just hoping and praying I get a 3 point present.

I think your best bet is doing 40mph in a 30

Ha! I got done for that a few years ago.

[PeterWithesShin]

I know confidence is low but I didn't half get frustrated when no one would have the minerals to just shoot. And the amount of times we dallied and failed to make the pass that was on which would have (possibly) created a decent chance.

[curiousorange]

I know confidence is low but I didn't half get frustrated when no one would have the minerals to just shoot. And the amount of times we dallied and failed to make the pass that was on which would have (possibly) created a decent chance.

It annoys the tits off me that we don't shoot more often. Holman, Lowton, Benteke, Weimann, El-Ahmadi and N'Zogbia have all scored goals from outside the area this season. Surely one or more of them gets a yard of space from time to time to just have a speculative effort and aim it at the netted area between the white posts?

[SoccerHQ]

Fortunately, my birthday misses out a Villa fixture this year. It's San Marino v England instead.

We rarely lose on my birthday thankfully (the exception was the horrendous Bolton home game last season). Nearest game to it this year is Sunderland.