Aston Villa v West Ham United Pre-Match Thread

[Jockey Randall]

I don't buy all this must win stuff. A draw isn't the end of the world. At the end of the day we need roughly 16-18 points from all the remaining games. I couldn't care less what games they came in as long as they come. Unexpected results happen all the time, look at Saints today. I just hope people don't put too much emphasis on this game and start throwing their toys out the pram if we don't win. It's a tough game against a well drilled side.

I have to disagree. Saints aside, everything has gone our way today. It's starting to look like 3 from 4 and if we ever have a chance we need a win tomorrow. Anything less and I think we are done for.

Personally I think with the quality of the players available I doubt we'll stay up anyway. I'm just hoping we can take it to the wire and then you never know I suppose. I'm just saying we still have games after this one to get points from and it is in no way a must win. The way Citeh are going we could end up getting an unexpected result against them for example.

[Des Little]

There's more chance of me shagging Beyonce than us getting even a point off Citeh. West Ham are there for the taking so lets just do it.

[danlanza]

There's more chance of me shagging Beyonce than us getting even a point off Citeh. West Ham are there for the taking so lets just do it.

Beyonce is knocking on your door in ten minutes.

[Des Little]

There's more chance of me shagging Beyonce than us getting even a point off Citeh. West Ham are there for the taking so lets just do it.

Beyonce is knocking on your door in ten minutes.

...which is 9 minutes 45 seconds longer than I'd be banging on hers

[PeterWithesShin]

I think this would make me last more than 15 seconds.

[Des Little]

I think this would make me last more than 15 seconds.

That's her cum face

[PeterWithesShin]

I thought it was her "is it even in yet" face.

[Des Little]

I thought it was her "is it even in yet" face.

I'm usually asleep if I'm honest

[PeterWithesShin]

I'm still curious how anyone can make it last 15 seconds.

[Jockey Randall]

There's more chance of me shagging Beyonce than us getting even a point off Citeh. West Ham are there for the taking so lets just do it.

[PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt]

On the off chance that any of the current crop of players are reading this....

"Please win tomorrow, not because we're desperate to win to save our Premiershp future, or because i'm sick of watching the same shit you've been serving up for the last 5 or 6 seasons at Villa Park, but because my 6 year old lad really doesn't want to go. He doesn't want to go because he thinks you don't try hard enough to stop the other team from scoring. He doesn't want to go because he expects us to lose. He doesn't want to go because he says it is boring. Tomorrow will be the last time i'll coax him into going, tomorrow could be the day that you lose a 6 year old supporter for good. Not that any of you will be bothered of course as you dive out of Villa Park in your limited edition sports car that is probably worth more than my house."

[newtonsballs]

On the off chance that any of the current crop of players are reading this....

"Please win tomorrow, not because we're desperate to win to save our Premiershp future, or because i'm sick of watching the same shit you've been serving up for the last 5 or 6 seasons at Villa Park, but because my 6 year old lad really doesn't want to go. He doesn't want to go because he thinks you don't try hard enough to stop the other team from scoring. He doesn't want to go because he expects us to lose. He doesn't want to go because he says it is boring. Tomorrow will be the last time i'll coax him into going, tomorrow could be the day that you lose a 6 year old supporter for good. Not that any of you will be bothered of course as you dive out of Villa Park in your limited edition sports car that is probably worth more than my house."

I applaud you sir, let's hope the highly paid can read.

[Chipsticks]

On the off chance that any of the current crop of players are reading this....

"Please win tomorrow, not because we're desperate to win to save our Premiershp future, or because i'm sick of watching the same shit you've been serving up for the last 5 or 6 seasons at Villa Park, but because my 6 year old lad really doesn't want to go. He doesn't want to go because he thinks you don't try hard enough to stop the other team from scoring. He doesn't want to go because he expects us to lose. He doesn't want to go because he says it is boring. Tomorrow will be the last time i'll coax him into going, tomorrow could be the day that you lose a 6 year old supporter for good. Not that any of you will be bothered of course as you dive out of Villa Park in your limited edition sports car that is probably worth more than my house."

I applaud you sir, let's hope the highly paid can read.

He doesn't look like much of a reader.

[Des Little]

He can read the side of a bottle

[bob]

What advice did Clark get from Hansen?