The Plot An Escape From Relegation Thread.....

[AllTheVillans]

Someone should mock that up with Lerner's face and hang it from the Holte End.

So cunny it hurts.

[Darlo Dave]

We should just refuse to go down. Fold our arms like 5-year olds, shake our heads and refuse to accept that we're no longer in the Premier League. Ignore the championship fixture list next season and just send our first team, dressed in full kit ( with Premier League badges still on the arms) to wait outside randomly chosen Premier League grounds every other week and ask for a game.

We could draw up our own fixtures on here in June.

Can we not have Fulham away in August though, I'm on holiday

Brilliant!

It's our league, we invented it. Frankly it's bloody bad form being shown by the rest of the league. They should show a bit of respect and just let us stay up. It wouldn't go amiss if they gave us a few of their better players too.

[PeterWithesShin]

Actually the league we invented is the one we might be relegated to.

[Darlo Dave]

Actually the league we invented is the one we might be relegated to.

Yeah but it was our idea. Everyone else just copied us.

[simoncowell]

I've a mate whose a geordie and he says the newcastle fans were out for us last night after the whole laughing at them when they went down in 2008 i think it was. i notice they sold out their end - where were our fans? 10k empty seats. i can't believe the supporters are so poor when club needs us now more than ever. we deserve what we get at this rate

[Chico Hamilton III]

Ahh, it's the fans' fault is it?

[simoncowell]

i think in general most fans have been very patient. but last night we should have been there. i was as ever, where were the rest?

[VillaAlways]

I've got a plan We'll sell our most prolific goal scorer to Stoke

[darren woolley]

I can see us getting 10 points I just don't know if that will be enough.

[levico]

I can see us getting 10 points I just don't know if that will be enough.

I think no is the answer to that. Has any team ever stayed up on 30 points

[richtheholtender]

Everton (a) - draw - 1 point
West Ham (h) Win - 3 points
Arsenal (a) Lose - 0 points
Citeh (h) Lose - 0 points
Reading (a) draw - 1 point
QPR (h) win - 3 points
Liverpool (h) draw - 1 point
Stoke (a) draw - 1 point
Fulham (h) win - 3 points
Manure (a) lose - 0 points
Sunderland (h) - draw - 1 point
Norwich (a) - draw 1 point
Chelsea (h) - lose 0 points.

That takes us to 35 points leading to.....

Wigan (a) - win 3 points

Total - 38 points

Enough to stay up??

Just realised, a draw at Stoke??? Look at the size of them compared to us

[andrew08]

I've a mate whose a geordie and he says the newcastle fans were out for us last night after the whole laughing at them when they went down in 2008 i think it was. i notice they sold out their end - where were our fans? 10k empty seats. i can't believe the supporters are so poor when club needs us now more than ever. we deserve what we get at this rate

They didn't sell out their end and haven't for a few seasons now

[Malandro]

I've a mate whose a geordie and he says the newcastle fans were out for us last night after the whole laughing at them when they went down in 2008 i think it was. i notice they sold out their end - where were our fans? 10k empty seats. i can't believe the supporters are so poor when club needs us now more than ever. we deserve what we get at this rate

They are the best fans in the world

[Witton Warrior]

We should just refuse to go down. Fold our arms like 5-year olds, shake our heads and refuse to accept that we're no longer in the Premier League. Ignore the championship fixture list next season and just send our first team, dressed in full kit ( with Premier League badges still on the arms) to wait outside randomly chosen Premier League grounds every other week and ask for a game.

We could draw up our own fixtures on here in June.

We invented this damned League so we can do that by right!

[john e]

that last game against Wigan could be interesting

at half time as the players try and make there escape through a hastily dug tunnel situated under the washing area,
the little vioce of wee Barry Bannan says 'we could win this'

the rest of the team have a quick discussion about the chances, and then tell him to fuck of as they drop down and make a run for it underground