Aston Villa v Bradford City Pre-Match Thread

[ciggiesnbeer]

Good luck everyone! I fear the worst, but hope for the best. Please dont concede from corners again.

[ADVILLAFAN]

Any idea who the referee is yet? Can't see it on the match previews online.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Right I'm off to the White Horse to lubricate my vocal chords. Let's show 'em what proper support is.
SING YOUR HEARTS OUT FOR THE LADS.

[Clampy]

Any idea who the referee is yet? Can't see it on the match previews online.

Phil Dowd.

[dave.woodhall]

I'm most worried about Legion with all this snow. I can see him being the first man killed by polar bears in Aston for 12,000 years.

[danlanza]

Any idea who the referee is yet? Can't see it on the match previews online.

Phil Dowd.

Oh bollocks!!

[Lambert and Payne]

YIPPI AY! YIPPI OOOO!

[Oscar Arce]

Well, if anyone needs any motivation, Talk Shite's presenters are all hoping for a Villa defeat, particularly the Villa-hating Richard Keys, who said if it's Swansea-Bradford it will be 'the people's final' and Darren 'fat boy' Gough, who says Villa will lose and the 'nation is behind Bradford'.
Come on the Villa boys...................

[ozzjim]

I'm most worried about Legion with all this snow. I can see him being the first man killed by polar bears in Aston for 12,000 years.

Brilliant. And also, will be remarkably true, although more likely the even more rare Snow Leopard.

[ozzjim]

Well, if anyone needs any motivation, Talk Shite's presenters are all hoping for a Villa defeat, particularly the Villa-hating Richard Keys, who said if it's Swansea-Bradford it will be 'the people's final' and Darren 'fat boy' Gough, who says Villa will lose and the 'nation is behind Bradford'.
Come on the Villa boys...................

Durham wants us to win, but I think more because he is a Lambert fan.

[richtheholtender]

Well, if anyone needs any motivation, Talk Shite's presenters are all hoping for a Villa defeat, particularly the Villa-hating Richard Keys, who said if it's Swansea-Bradford it will be 'the people's final' and Darren 'fat boy' Gough, who says Villa will lose and the 'nation is behind Bradford'.
Come on the Villa boys...................

Durham wants us to win, but I think more because he is a Lambert fan.

I always find Durham quite complementary about us

[Jimbo]

i am totally relaxed, not worried one iota. Am i mad??

No. You're totally and utterly sane. There's no pressure when you have nowt to lose.

[Mazrim]

I'm most worried about Legion with all this snow. I can see him being the first man killed by polar bears in Aston for 12,000 years.

Too predictable. In all this snow its bound to be fire that does him in.

Or, he'll slip down the Holte steps, miraculously avoiding injury, and then be hit by a tiny asteroid.

[Concrete John]

I'm most worried about Legion with all this snow. I can see him being the first man killed by polar bears in Aston for 12,000 years.

Too predictable. In all this snow its bound to be fire that does him in.

Or, he'll slip down the Holte steps, miraculously avoiding injury, and then be hit by a tiny asteroid.

It's not an asteroid.  It's John Carew's penalty from Newcastle finally re-entering our atmosphere.

[danlanza]

I'm most worried about Legion with all this snow. I can see him being the first man killed by polar bears in Aston for 12,000 years.

Brilliant. And also, will be remarkably true, although more likely the even more rare Snow Leopard.

3 quid a month to sponsor a Legion, just been advertised on Sky.