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Author Topic: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke  (Read 9094 times)

Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2012, 06:26:13 PM »
same birthday as yours truly - December 3rd. Now officially my favourite Villa player!!

Happy Bday Tolambo ;)

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2012, 07:01:16 PM »
Thank you all. Older and greyer than yesterday.

Offline Rip Van We Go Again

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2012, 07:52:16 PM »
Of course. Um Bongo can only be imbibed in the Congo.

Actually, it can only be drunk Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, and only in the unlikely event that a hippo could aqcuire an apricot, a guava and a mango. Even then it would have to dance a dainty tango.

Even in this improbable event, you'd still need a Rhino who could somehow possess the abilty of human speech to exclaim, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

A hard task would be to find a python that could actually pick some passion fruit, hard in the extreme with no hands or digits, a marmoset and possibly a mandarin would surely have to be involved in the process. You'd then have the ballache of trying to find a copious amount of parrots to paint the packets and organise the whole caboodle.

I just can't see it myself.

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2012, 10:50:34 PM »
Like.

Offline Breezeblock

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2012, 10:20:51 AM »
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Offline danlanza

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2012, 10:49:22 AM »
"He is fantastic. Unbelievable... and still only 22".
He is to old to fit into Lamberts plans now. Flog him ! ;D
Happy birthday, little fella.

 


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