Ashley Westwood - Sold to Burnley

[Matt Collins]

Genuinely interested to see how he does

I don't think there was genuine premier league interest in any of our other midfielders

But time to move on. Good to get £5m. Really hope he does well

Of al the players with stinking attitudes he was so far away from the worst offenders

[Risso]

Yes, we can agree that Burnley is one of the biggest shitholes in the whole UK.  However, since he only has to play there once every couple of Saturdays, on a Premier League wedge the fabulous pile he can afford somewhere in the Ribble Valley will more than compensate

Yes, lots of lovely places within a short drive.

[charleeco7]

Good deal for us but this statement sort of explains some of the divisions down at VP "“Coming here into a dressing room like this, full of British talent, and people who want to do well."

[oswald funkletrumpet]

Bye Westy. How I'll envy the huddled masses in the Turf Moor Mega Dome being tantilised by your Premier League talents.

Bless him, quote from meaning evil:

'I like to be appreciated and I think I will definitely get that here'.

Until he starts playing

[ktvillan]

Yes, we can agree that Burnley is one of the biggest shitholes in the whole UK.  However, since he only has to play there once every couple of Saturdays, on a Premier League wedge the fabulous pile he can afford somewhere in the Ribble Valley will more than compensate

Yes, lots of lovely places within a short drive.

I remember going to Burnley in the early 70s for an FA Cup tie (which we lost) and on the walk up from the station along cobbled streets of tiny terraced houses, thinking I'd gone back in time to the most depressing of Victorian slums.  Quite something for a lad who was growing up in Smethwick at the time.  Nevertheless you'd have thought a return to the PL would have made him a bit happier than he looks.

[tony scott]

I bet he's laughing himself
Stupid tonight re Brentford

[Durham58]

Yes, we can agree that Burnley is one of the biggest shitholes in the whole UK.  However, since he only has to play there once every couple of Saturdays, on a Premier League wedge the fabulous pile he can afford somewhere in the Ribble Valley will more than compensate

Yes, lots of lovely places within a short drive.

Agreed, Burnley is surrounded by some of the  most stunning scenery in the country , but the town itself isn't a shithole at all,  let alone one of the biggest in the UK. 

[Risso]

Yes, we can agree that Burnley is one of the biggest shitholes in the whole UK.  However, since he only has to play there once every couple of Saturdays, on a Premier League wedge the fabulous pile he can afford somewhere in the Ribble Valley will more than compensate

Yes, lots of lovely places within a short drive.

Agreed, Burnley is surrounded by some of the  most stunning scenery in the country , but the town itself isn't a shithole at all,  let alone one of the biggest in the UK. 

Has it been knocked down and rebuilt in the last 10 years?

[achilles]

Glad to see we were so much better without him tonight!

[Durham58]

Yes, we can agree that Burnley is one of the biggest shitholes in the whole UK.  However, since he only has to play there once every couple of Saturdays, on a Premier League wedge the fabulous pile he can afford somewhere in the Ribble Valley will more than compensate

Yes, lots of lovely places within a short drive.

Agreed, Burnley is surrounded by some of the  most stunning scenery in the country , but the town itself isn't a shithole at all,  let alone one of the biggest in the UK. 

Has it been knocked down and rebuilt in the last 10 years?

I suppose it's a subjective thing. I stayed there a couple of years ago, and thought it was great, particularly Towneley Hall Park which is an amazing place to have in the heart of town.

[Ads]

Likes to be appreciated. Fuck.off you precious little twat.

[aj2k77]

I appreciate it that he isn't here anymore if that makes him feel a bit better the fanny.

[Axl Rose]

Likes to be appreciated. Fuck.off you precious little twat.

Seconded. A fucking woeful player. Good riddance.

Thank your for numerous seasons of wanky performances. Unbelievable that he's back in the Premier League.

Anyway, bye. Crying when we were relegated didn't wash with me. You were one of the shittest excuses for a player we had that season.

[West Derby Villan]

Thanks Ashley, you did what a lot of managers asked you to to do. You were
Not the best but you did your best. You didn't take the piss and you loved the club. Hope you enjoy the rest of your career

[in exile]

I bet he's laughing himself
Stupid tonight re Brentford

I hate poems that don't rhyme