Vintage Songs

[wittonwarrior]

United scram get out of Brum

5 Ken McNaughts

Cannery killer Aston Villa

[He wears a magic hat]

Away in a manger
no crib for a bed
the little lord jesus
popped up his head and said
we're the viiiillla we're the viiiilla
we are the champions

[He wears a magic hat]

Trevor Francis is illegitimate
he aint got a birth certificate
he aint got a mom or dad
he's a blue nosed bastard

[pbavfckuwait]

Alf Ramsey on a seaside pier seduced himself with a bottle of beer , the top shot off the beer went wild Ramsey gave birth to a blue and white child THEY CALLED THE BASTARD FRANCIS (repeated)

Also one I dont know the words that hailed Brian the Wonder Boy

Also a little peace of heaven fell from the sky one day
It landed down in Aston and football they did play
(dont know the rest)

His name was Andy Gray
and from Dundee he did come
To take our Aston Villa to the top of Division One
If you come up the Holte End you'll hear the Villa sing
Francis is a wanker and Andy Grays the king
lalalalalalalala

If I had the arse of a sparrow if I had the wings of a crow
I fly over St Andrews tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below below
shit on shit on shit on the bastards below

May Hopkins one Those were the days

[pbavfckuwait]

One heard only for a season or so , started on the way out of the Baseball ground after the Small Heath were nearly declared bankrupt
Aint it F...ing funny the Blues have got no money
We wont be playing city anymore
Anymore Anymore oh we wont be playing City anymore
Oh aint it f...ing funny the Blues aint got no money
We wont be playing City anymore 

And the classic home and away at half time as some poor young lady use to walk anywhere near the side of the pitch
Get your tits out Get your tits out Get your tits out for the lads

[silhillvilla]

Let's all have a disco
Let's all have a disco
La la la laaaaa
La la la laaaaa
Oohhh

[He wears a magic hat]

I'd walk a mile and a bit
to rub your face in some shit
oooooh  Fraaaannncis
oooooh Fraaaaannncis

[silhillvilla]

To the ocky cockey


You put your Goalie Shirt on
Your goalie gloves on
Your shorts on Your socks on
Your Villas number 1
You do the Ozzie Bozzie
And you turn around
That's what it's all about


Ooooooohhhh the Ozzy Bozzy
Ooooooooohhhh the Ozzy Bozzy

[russon]

to Mick Quinn - " have you ever seen a salad in your life?"

also remember playing at home to Forest years ago when Danson was referee and had such a shocker (again) that the home and away support combined as one to sing 'you're not fit to referee'

[silhillvilla]

Tina
Tina
Tina

Lower Holte directed at Peter Shilton

[Pat McMahon]

To the tune of the Cadbury's Roses advert - Thankyou very very much

Sung to united fans

Thankyou very for much for Paul McGrath, thankyou very much thankyou very very much.

The original was "thank you very much for one and a half million" after we sold Andy Gray

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I'd walk a mile and a bit
to rub your face in some shit
oooooh  Fraaaannncis
oooooh Fraaaaannncis

Just before he left the Rags..

Francis wants a transfer
Francis wants a transfer
Na na na na. Na na na na.

We don't fuckin' blame him
We don't fuckin' blame him
Na na na na. Na na na na.

[willywombat]

Also one I dont know the words that hailed Brian the Wonder Boy

Like a streak of lightning running round the ground
He's even faster than the speed of sound
Like Pele, Eusebio rolled into one
And as he plays his football game
Everyone will stand and shout the name, the name of
Brian the Wonder Boy, Brian the Wonder Boy

[ACVilla]

Can't remember the words exactly, maybe someone could post the full version.

It's the one that started with "Nigel Spink, throws (or rolls) the ball to.........." and ends with "Tony Daley down the wing like a torpedo puts the ball in the aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrr for Tony Cascarino".

Brian Little walks on water, Barry Fry tried but the bastard sank.

We've got Dion Dion Dublin In the air,
We've got Dion Dion Dublin in the air,
We've got Dion Dion Dublin,
Dion Dion Dublin,
Dion Dion Dublin in the air
Dion, Dion Dublin, Dion Dublin in the air.........

My favourite ever song, and the closest we have had to an anthem in my time:

Start spreading the news,
He's playing today,
He's gonna score a goal again,
Dwight Yorke, Dwight Yorke

If he can score from there,
He'll score from anywhere,
It's up to you,
Dwight Yorke, Dwight Yorke
Da da da da du da da da da da

[tomd2103]

I remember the old "fight, fight, wherever you may be" song always being sung after the opposition had scored.