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Online Legion

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Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« on: October 03, 2012, 07:04:28 PM »
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Offline Witton Warrior

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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2012, 07:09:00 PM »
A bit stunned by it so difficult to know what to say really.

"Emily" <snigger>
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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2012, 07:29:59 PM »
How did he stay on his feet for so long?
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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2012, 07:35:06 PM »
"What you going to spend your money on, Emily?"
"I'm going to save it just in case I ever need to pay a professional to adjust my TV aerial. You can never be too careful."
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Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2012, 07:39:36 PM »
Just shown my kids the clip, thought my son was going to wet himself laughing!
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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2012, 07:49:38 PM »
Quote from: TopDeck113 on October 03, 2012, 07:35:06 PM
"What you going to spend your money on, Emily?"
"I'm going to save it just in case I ever need to pay a professional to adjust my TV aerial. You can never be too careful."

I laughed more than I should have done at that!
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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2012, 09:30:24 PM »
I'm amazed this hasnt seen the light of day before. Showed a good turn of pace on the obstacle course,hit his peak form aged 9.
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Online eric woolban woolban

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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2012, 09:58:19 PM »
Well at least Jimmy Savile wasn't leading the team.
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Online Lizz

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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2012, 10:10:07 PM »
Even though it's only 3 October, doubt I'll laugh as much again this month.
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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2012, 11:00:08 PM »
I can't stop laughing.
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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2012, 11:31:40 PM »
Quote from: eric woolban woolban on October 03, 2012, 09:58:19 PM
Well at least Jimmy Savile wasn't leading the team.

Horribly, I also thought similar.

Emile...always had the personality of a sack of spuds. Still, we made sure he averaged a weekly working wage of all us heroes and villains combined and  he now lives in a sunny Newcastle so I guess he won in life.
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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2012, 11:34:23 PM »
Quote from: eric woolban woolban on October 03, 2012, 09:58:19 PM
Well at least Jimmy Savile wasn't leading the team.
He was coming up behind.
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Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2012, 01:32:55 AM »
Quote from: Dave Clark Five on October 03, 2012, 11:34:23 PM
Quote from: eric woolban woolban on October 03, 2012, 09:58:19 PM
Well at least Jimmy Savile wasn't leading the team.
He was coming up behind.

Now then , now then .
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Offline mattjpa

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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2012, 07:39:58 AM »
Even early Emile knew how to pick up a big pay check for doing very little!...
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Offline robbo1874

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Re: Emile Heskey: The Early Years
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2012, 09:05:58 AM »
Always used to think that rod hull looked a bit of a nonce. Did any stories ever come out about him after he fell off the roof? I know a girl from school that was on his pink windmill show- she never said anything bad about him though.
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