January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[curiousorange]

Lambert has the air of a man on the edge of major mental trauma. You know when people flip out and forget all the rules of social interaction? January shows me the man should be kept away from razor blades and harmful chemicals

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Scores the goals/sets up the goals to keep us in the Championship.

[el león Benidorm]

I feel sorry for that poor fecker that has to report on transfer events at Bodymoor Heath. We are the most underacheiving club.

Who is this MLS star. How can a player impress in nine games...

So Fuck this I'm watching Suits on Dave and not checking back on the laughing stock of the club that I love until after the joke window closes

[Risso]

Jesus H.  Just when you think we can't possibly plumb any deeper depths, or the club display any more fuckwittery, they go and surprise you.  We've got two good young forwards in Weimann and Benteke, plus of course Bent and Gabby.  Then there's Bowery if we're really desperate to chuck on a young but crap lower league nobody.  So what do the club do when we're crying out for somebody who can defend?  Go and sign a 25 year old Spurs reject who has played a handful of games for Orient and a season and a bit in the MLfuckingS.  I'd laugh if it wasn't so tragic.

Lerner - c***
Faulkner - c***
Lambert - c***

If they had a brain cell between them they'd be dangerous.

[PeterWithesShin]

I'm going to assume that if we sign Dawkins it will be to play more as an attacking MF rather than as a forward.

[Hampshire Villa]

Scores the goals/sets up the goals to keep us in the Championship.

writes the theme tune too?

[paulcomben]

607+ pages, 1 signing, £1.75m, 0 players anyone has ever heard of, 1-10 on for Championship football 2013-14.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I feel physically sick..we really are done for! Total piss take from all concerned, tonight we ceased being a premiership club! Pathetic!!!!

Indeed. Lions led by donkeys.

[Nastylee]

Jan 31st, the day AVFC put final nail in their relegation coffin. Truly pathetic from all at the club, you should be ashamed.

This MLS chap more of a winger I hear than a striker.

[pauliewalnuts]

No matter how well Dawkins (who we snatched from Wigan where he was on trial for ten days) does, I am pretty sure he's not going to turn into the experienced head we needed in the middle or at cb

[Rip Van We Go Again]

There will be complaints-a-plenty.

But Lerner will be oblivious to it back in America, slumped in front of the TV watching a 24 hour cartoon network and voiding his bowels.

[Hampshire Villa]

still nearly 2 hours left, we could yet get that lad from Alvechurch!!

[Risso]

No matter how well Dawkins (who we snatched from Wigan where he was on trial for ten days) does, I am pretty sure he's not going to turn into the experienced head we needed in the middle or at cb

I'd imagine he's not even as good as Jordan Bowery, if such a forward exists.

[PeterWithesShin]

Eat my goal!

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[atticus snood]

I haven't given up yet. Surely there must be a defender ready to be signed? Things at present just don't make any sense.