January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[eastie]

I switched SSN on and the first image was the jellied eel, jellied eye twitching, Jiffy bag smelling, text virgin, crooked cockney bastard.

I'm not going back there

How was barry fry?

[UK Redsox]

How was barry fry?

If Bannan ever buys a chip shop, he's gotsta call it that

[oldham_villa]

I switched SSN on and the first image was the jellied eel, jellied eye twitching, Jiffy bag smelling, text virgin, crooked cockney bastard.

I'm not going back there

How was barry fry?

His tracksuit pockets need sowing up

[sid1964]

Has Warnock gone yet???

[eastie]

Has Warnock gone yet???

No , rumoured to be in talks with 2 championship clubs
Norwich swap morrison for becchio at leeds. Plus cash.

[eastie]

We should be hearing of links by now if anything is happening - is. Lambert still cooking his porridge?

[Villafirst]

As the clock hits noon the silence from bodymoor heath is somewhat worrying.

You've forgotten the Faulkner factor.......beware, he's no Steve Stride!

[MoetVillan]

AVFC have just emailed me to "offer" a credit card.  Are they now expecting ME to pay for new players?  If so, all I can realistically afford is God from my old subuteo game.  His left hand is missing, and while he did break off from the base during a 2-1 win over Everton, my dad araldite-d him back to fitness and he is as strong as ever.  Although I cant shake the feeling that he glued him the wrong way round, so his feet are not only on the wrong legs, but facing the wrong way.  The depth of glue makes it difficult to ascertain fact here.  Still, he would be a) more useful than Dunne, and b) taller than Bannan.

[Lamb_Stockmix]

One more to come in.

We want £10m for Bent. If that happens we could get a couple more.

[eastie]

One more to come in.

We want £10m for Bent. If that happens we could get a couple more.

Bent in part ex for a stoke player would be an option though - they want £5m for crouch , uncle arry is stalling.
Probably hes aware that some of villas business may depend on bent going- wily old git will probably sign crouch at 10-59 to leave us high and dry with bent in the reserves.

[Lamb_Stockmix]

One more to come in.

We want £10m for Bent. If that happens we could get a couple more.

Bent in part ex for a stoke player would be an option though - they want £5m for crouch , uncle arry is stalling.

We don't want any players involved if we sell Bent. We just want the cash.

[Shrek]

Straight swap Darren Bent for Nzonzi.

[PeterWithe]

Selling Bent would be pure folly.

[MoetVillan]

Bent for Shawcross

[Monty]

Straight swap Darren Bent for Nzonzi.

*thumbs up*