League Cup 4th Round Draw - away to Swindon

[damon loves JT]

Stephen Carr's a Bluenose
He likes to be obscene
He shaved all of his hair off
And looks like a baked bean

[Simon Ward]

Stephen Carr's a Bluenose
He likes to be obscene
He shaved all of his hair off
And looks like a baked bean

Damon you are wasted on News at Ten!

[N'ZMAV]

Stephen Carr's a Bluenose
He likes to be obscene
He shaved all of his hair off
And looks like a bald ******

[not3bad]

Stephen Carr's a Bluenose
He likes to be obscene
He shaved all of his hair off
And looks like a bald c***

See, what you have then is a natural progression of people cutting out the words between Stephen Carr and c***, until you arrive at:

Stephen Carr
c***

[Percy McCarthy]

Why would she ask for Marlon King? He doesn't usually need an invitation.

[damon loves JT]

Stephen Carr's a ******
He looks just like a ******
And when he acts like a total ******
It's only because he's a ******

[olaftab]

No no Sir  Downing is a c***.

[Percy McCarthy]

Stephen Carr's a bluenose
But he's shit at football
Yet he knows if he ingratiates himself with their moronic crank fans
They'll think he's good and keep paying him.

The rhyming scheme will reveal itself when I write the second verse.

[peter w]

Stephen Carr's a footballer
Who wears some f*cking tat
He gives it large to the family stand
he's a prick, he's a cock, he's a twat

[bones.]

Stephen Carrs a wanker
he knows the wanking sign
he gets a lot of practice and
he waves it all the time

He waved it at the North stand
the North stand waved it back
Stephen thinks hes clever but
hes just a blue nosed twat.

[Louzie0]

Stephen Carrs a wanker
he knows the wanker sign
he gets a lot of practice and
he waves it all the time

He waved it at the North stand
the North stand waved it back
Stephen thinks hes clever but
hes just a blue nosed twat.

 The winner
But who is Stephen Carr and why him out of god knows how many Blues players?
Sorry, Swindon players?

[Legion]

Excellent, bones.

[PeterWithesShin]

Word on the street is that we have sold all our tickets.

[peter w]

Ooooh little Villa going to the mighty Swindon. I'm sure their websites will be full of posters believing we've sold out because we want to see them. 'come to the see the Robins, you've only come to...' you get the picture.

[Lambert and Payne]

Ooooh little Villa going to the mighty Swindon. I'm sure their websites will be full of posters believing we've sold out because we want to see them. 'come to the see the Robins, you've only come to...' you get the picture.

To be returned with 'my garden shed'

But yes, confirmed as a sell out