New H&V out tomorrow

[dave.woodhall]

Wasn't that in one last season?

[Rob92]

Nice to meet you yesterday Dave.

H&V has kept me busy during a very quiet and boring night at work. I've particularly enjoyed the write up on the US tour, sounds like a great trip.

Excellent read as always.

[cheltenhamlion]

It was due in the last one but not used on account of those so pissed off they felt the need to write. If you don't publish the Luton one them you can't have the ones on Everton, Chelsea, Corby and Gloucester Shitty.

[Dave Cooper please]

Ooh, are we allowed to write about teams we hate? Can I write about Nuneaton, Ilkeston and Rushall?
Fuck all to do with Villa mind.

[dave.woodhall]

It was due in the last one but not used on account of those so pissed off they felt the need to write. If you don't publish the Luton one them you can't have the ones on Everton, Chelsea, Corby and Gloucester Shitty.

Great. Now I have temperamental artistes to contend with.

[cheltenhamlion]

Talk to my agent mother fucker!

[PeterWithesShin]

Redditch Utd twats. Worcester City tossers. Kiddy inbred wanking Harriers.

You can have the above article for next issue Dave. You don't even have to pay me for it.

[cheltenhamlion]

Now steady on with your tour of those you don't like round here. It will be Stour next!

[Dave Cooper please]

No everyone loves Stour, dissing them would be like kicking the local disabled kid.

[Percy McCarthy]

You leave Robert Hopkins alone Cooper!

[cheltenhamlion]

They started alright this season. Leamington away on Tuesday.

[Dave Cooper please]

They started alright this season. Leamington away on Tuesday.

Top of the league.

[Legion]

Dave Collett nicked my (unfinished) article! Admittedly, his is much better.

[dcdavecollett]

Thank you, sir.

How do you blush online ?

[Legion]

I mean it. I am (was) half-way through my 'Scapegoats of our time' article about TSM. I couldn't meet the deadline for the first issue. Yours blows mine out of the water.