Aston Villa v Bayern Munich pre-match thread.

[bertlambshank]

Anybody got a decent stream?

A what?

A stream it's so bloody hot.

[Brazilian Villain]

Heart says Villa, but head says Bayern.

Same here, there's no way Bayern will lose a European Cup final despite having a better team and dominating the play.

[Trinitymiddle]

Anyone heard the rumour that Rimmer is carrying a knock. Hope not. If he has, we're f**ked!! I mean, Spinks' only played one game for us.

[WarszaVillan]

There's no way we'll win this. Bendal is an idiot (should get Ellis back) and Barton just looks out of his depth. I'll be happy if we just keep the score down. Morley and Withe have been shit all season and should be dropped.

[Legion]

I hope Rimmer plays a blinder. We need him. Not too sure about his inexperienced back-up if anything happens.

[Villan For Life]

I've heard rumours that Jimmy has a neck problem. My wife's husband's brother's dad knows a gateman in the Trinity. Anyone heard anything?

Jimmy is an awesome keeper and if Spink is in we've no chance against the German aristocrats.

[The Left Side]

I love the Nike commercial of the dressing room with all the nike footy boots, come on Villa

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Are they coming out in a minute?

[brackley]

Wish the sun would set, i can't see a thing.....

[dave.woodhall]

Looking round the ground, can't see Greg Nash anywhere.

[Villan For Life]

I wish we were playing in Claret and Blue we never win anything in all white

[not3bad]

Anybody got a decent stream?

There's a nice river about a mile away from me, but if you don't mind I'm about to play Herbert Goes Train Spotting on my ZX Spectrum.

Up the Villa!

[DeKuip]

Theres been a 100 a side game outside between the fans. Anybody know what the score was?

I touched the ball once, shot wide, must be the drink. Gave up then and sat on the sidelines and opened another can. Too hot for running around.
No idea what the score is to be honest.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Old man Bendall has just took his seat. Look at him..what a grumpy miserable old sod eh?
Then again all really old people ( by that I mean over the age of 40) are grumpy.
I will never be grumpy and miserable like that when Im old.
Anyway, if miraculously Morty does lift the cup for us, that will certainly put a smile on old man Bendalls face.

[HK Villan]

Strange... Peter Withe's shin pads look unusually large...