This week's P word lecture

[PeterWithe]

Was Tony a womaniser? he always seemed a bit sad and lonely.

[cheltenhamlion]

Stay for the lap? Bollocks to that, I will be legging it to the pub.

[Simon Ward]

At least now there aren't ST books I won't have to keep ducking as they are thrown on the pitch during the lap.

But them cards can be a bit sharp!

[danlanza]

What have they got to do a lap for?
Somebody tell me what the hell they are thinking!
Stan Petrov should be the only one to do a lap so he can realise that we are all behind him 100% with his fight back to full health!