I'd quite like a poster, but I'm not a junior Villan.
Well, not a junior, anyway.
And I'm not related to anybody who is. (a JV)
How do I get one, please? There has to be a way. I'll do anything that doesn't include bungee jumping, losing clothes (believe me you don't want that) or involves politically inappropriate modes of fraternisation with members of the publicity team. Or Legion.