Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[LeeB]

A bit of muscle up front, and hope we don't clam up at home.

Yeah, we can't go into our shell against the minnows.

[PeterWithesShin]

I just hope we can start having a whale of a time down VP again. And that we don't sign any dorks.

[timeoutbigbar]

I hope we see the full backs scampi'-ering down the flanks tomorrow.

[Dave]

Still think we need a new keeper.

John Ruddy anyone?

[timeoutbigbar]

Still think we need a new keeper.

John Ruddy anyone?

I think if we take their manager and then their highly ray-ted keeper it could cause something of a splash.

[Steve R]

Still think we need a new keeper.

John Ruddy anyone?

dodgy kipper

[Rodders]

I've halibut as much as I can hake with the fish puns.

[PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt]

I've halibut as much as I can hake with the fish puns.

There's no plaice for it is there?

[The Situation]

This thread has turned very shellfish ignoring what this thread is meant to be about.

[Doorbell]

It's gone turtley off course.

[Louzie0]

And they've done it on porpoise.

[garyshawsknee]

This otter be the end of it

[Ads]

I am sick of trawlering through these fishing puns.

[Pete3206]

I'm going to Tuna in tomorrow for more rumour news. If you're going to West Ham, have a whale of a time.

[garyshawsknee]

I'm going to Tuna in tomorrow for more rumour news. If you're going to West Ham, have a whale of a time.

And we have a winner.