Radio WM

[kiddylion]

Franks has been asking callers to do an impression of someone the last 2 nights after his mate "Eddie" did a victor meldrew but nobody's took him up on it yet

[sirlordbaltimore]

I'm not quite sure exactly what I just heard ... that girl (or high pitched boy) Si just rang in and said she'd read that the FA were going to relegate us TWO leagues if we go down not one. I thought oh here comes the punchline but no ... she/he was deadly serious

Franksy tried to calm their nerves but she was quite insistent she'd read it ...

 

This person has been calling in for a LONG time now and i'm not sure if this reveals them as a wind up merchant par excellence or a complete basket case

[tj66]

http://www.socceronsunday.com/article/aston-villa-to-be-double-relegated/

Some muppet has just called into WM to check the truth of this article - hilarious.

[Clampy]

http://www.socceronsunday.com/article/aston-villa-to-be-double-relegated/

Some muppet has just called into WM to check the truth of this article - hilarious.

I heard that, I wondered what she was going on about. Oh dear.

[kippaxvilla2]

I'm not quite sure exactly what I just heard ... that girl (or high pitched boy) Si just rang in and said she'd read that the FA were going to relegate us TWO leagues if we go down not one. I thought oh here comes the punchline but no ... she/he was deadly serious

Franksy tried to calm their nerves but she was quite insistent she'd read it ...

 

This person has been calling in for a LONG time now and i'm not sure if this reveals them as a wind up merchant par excellence or a complete basket case

It's Si a blind girl definite villa fan been a regular talker of shite and gabbys biggest fan.  I was literally pissing myself in the car listening to her believing the story about us being relegated two divisions.

[Caribbeanvillan]

ASTON Villa boss Remi Garde is to save his inspiring words for players who deserve them, it has emerged.

The former Lyon boss admitted that attempting to motivate his current squad would be a waste of everybody’s time, unless he motivated them to seek alternative careers.

Garde said: “With the right words, almost any player can become a winner, unless that player has ‘Aston Villa’ written on their shirt in impossible-to-erase letters.

“I can’t tell them they’re too good to be relegated, because they quite obviously aren’t. Loic Remy, Gokhan Inler and Wahbi Khazri are too good to be relegated, but unfortunately they don’t play for Aston Villa yet.

“Once I’ve bought them, I’ll tell them how their heroics will lift not just a stadium but a whole city. I’ll tell them how children will be named after them, how statues will be cast in bronze outside Villa Park, how they’ll never have to pay for a drink in this town for as long as they live.

“But why would I say something like that to someone like Joleon Lescott? It’d be like pouring premium-grade petrol into a wheelie bin.”

I know it's Tosh but you cant help thinking it's probably something he'd like to say....the last bit was funny.

[LTA]

I heard that while driving home.  It was one of those "I'll have to pull over for this one" calls.

[Clampy]

I've just had another listen to it. After 'call me Franskey' had told her it was nonsense she says 'well it'll be interesting to see what other Villa fans think'.

[cdbearsfan]

http://www.socceronsunday.com/article/aston-villa-to-be-double-relegated/

Some muppet has just called into WM to check the truth of this article - hilarious.

I heard that, I wondered what she was going on about. Oh dear.

I knew it was a spoof when it quoted Lerner as saying "I watch us play".

[conman]

I'm not quite sure exactly what I just heard ... that girl (or high pitched boy) Si just rang in and said she'd read that the FA were going to relegate us TWO leagues if we go down not one. I thought oh here comes the punchline but no ... she/he was deadly serious

Franksy tried to calm their nerves but she was quite insistent she'd read it ...

 

This person has been calling in for a LONG time now and i'm not sure if this reveals them as a wind up merchant par excellence or a complete basket case

It's Si a blind girl definite villa fan been a regular talker of shite and gabbys biggest fan.  I was literally pissing myself in the car listening to her believing the story about us being relegated two divisions.

yeah but it could happen ,,, obviously not 2 at once ,,but go down division this summer and another the next is quite possible , especially if si got her way and played gabby every match

[conman]

[oldtimernow]

Well done Dave,,,Radio 4 giving an insight that WM could never deliver

[langleylions]

 
fancy taking the piss out of a disabled person you albion fuckin wanker. Your as bad franksy!!

[villabear]

I've never heard anyone say "you know" more in one conversation than by Paul the Blose fan tonight.  Every other word.

Very funny, "you know"

[LTA]

I've never heard anyone say "you know" more in one conversation than by Paul the Blose fan tonight.  Every other word.

Very funny, "you know"

Apart from Ashley Young.....