Aston Villa v Tesco Bags Post-Match Thread

[Mister E]

For me, the problems stem from the weakness throughthe central midfield - problems that were evident even when MON was with us. Tiote and Cabaye are the reason - amongst others - that the barcodes are doing well. We just do not have the combination of solidity and guile that they represent.
The solution? - I don't think Irleand and Heskey are the answers, so we have to look at the rookies to step up and make things happen. This may mean a central three from Bannan, Herd, Clark, Johnson, Delph and Gardner - why not try them? Nothing else has worked thus far!
And then in January, we may have to go out and buy some experience to blend in with Jenas (f he's fit by that time).

[Legion]

Also, what I first saw as a hard but committed challenge by Hutton was a straight red.

(Edited for typo')

[KRS]

Had my stripey flith supporting mate taking the piss non-stop since the result yesterday and its going to get worse when I see him tonight. Apparently they are the pride of the Midlands now. Anyone got any decent witty comebacks for these Smethwick inbreds?

[Legion]

We've won more trophies in the 38 years it's taken them to record a win at VP?

[KRS]

I thought it was 32 years? I'm going to need a lot more than that so keep them coming!

[TheSandman]

We don't have an ugly breakfast TV host as a celebrity supporter?

Our players don't look like they have been bought from the Tesco Value range?

[Chris Smith]

Probably going over old ground (not read the whole thread, life's too short), but most teams react to adversity and oing down to ten men by showing some character and fight, we, with the honourable exception of Barry Banana, rolled over and let West Brom (fucking West Brom for fucks sake) tickle our parts. Absolutely pathetic.

Manu have the same attitude times six it seems.

[amfy]

We are still above them in the league.

[Big Dick Edwards]

Had my stripey flith supporting mate taking the piss non-stop since the result yesterday and its going to get worse when I see him tonight. Apparently they are the pride of the Midlands now. Anyone got any decent witty comebacks for these Smethwick inbreds?

Yes. Tell him to look at the table and then tell you who is the highest Midlands team.

[dave.woodhall]

Had my stripey flith supporting mate taking the piss non-stop since the result yesterday and its going to get worse when I see him tonight. Apparently they are the pride of the Midlands now. Anyone got any decent witty comebacks for these Smethwick inbreds?

a) Shake their hand and say "Well done. It's always good to see a little team win."

b) Listen to what they say and reply "Yes. And?"

c) Inform them that you'll see them again in 2043.

[Legion]

Could you post your Baggies rant, Dave?

[PeterWithesShin]

Had my stripey flith supporting mate taking the piss non-stop since the result yesterday and its going to get worse when I see him tonight. Apparently they are the pride of the Midlands now. Anyone got any decent witty comebacks for these Smethwick inbreds?

When they take the piss put of the crowd yesterday and our gates so far this season ask them when they last had 34K for a game and that we will still average over 30K this season and ask when they last did that as well. Also mention how you'd think that a fan of a club that struggled to average 10K in the mid 80s and couldn't even manage 25K for their derby would know better than to talk attendances.

If they come out with shift of power in the Midlands bollocks say that when they've finished above us for 30 years in a row, gone 25 years unbeaten against us in all competitions, had a 32 year old unbeaten league run at home against us and have had higher gates than us for 40 straight years, then he may have a point and can mention it again as his comment may actually have a chance of validity.

[Vanilla]

We've won more trophies in the 38 years it's taken them to record a win at VP?

Some baggies fan said on WM he's been coming down to VP spouted out twaddle like he's has suffered 30 odd years of hurt. How many years have we been in the same division as them. You can't beat a team if you can't paly them

[Stu]

We don't have an ugly breakfast TV host as a celebrity supporter?

Our players don't look like they have been bought from the Tesco Value range?

He looks like a toby jug filled with hot piss.

[JUAN PABLO]

I think Bent will be gone in January for £17 million to Q.P.R followed by Nzogbia for £6 million to Stoke .

Mcleish will be sacked in March with Heskey taking over as temp manager to the summer as Paul Lambert turns us down to stay at Norwich.