NOT The Generals thread

[Eigentor]

General, Sir why haven't you answered any questions for a couple of hours? Have you got something else more important to do?

He's following Big Ben on Twitter.

http://twitter.com/big_ben_clock

[The Man With A Stick]

Yo General, respect due.

Is there any chance of getting Gary Penrice back on the pitch before a game next season please, seeing as we fans never had the chance to say goodbye?

[KevinGage]

General Sir,

Who would play you in the movie of your life story?


And:

Can we have a cocktail bar in the lower Holte please sir?
You've done so much to connect with the fans already and Mohitos, Harvey Wallbangers, Long Island Iced Teas and Orgasims are all authentic parts of traditional Brummagem life. I just can't seem to cope - even for only 90 minutes every fortnight- without my personal tastes being sated.

[usav]

General:   I'm hoping to attend the game against the stripey filth in October.  However, with the economy being the way it is, I was hoping Randy might have a spare seat in his plane for the ride over?  After all, Cleveland's just up the road and I also missed out on the free coach to Chelsea.

Cheers.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

General,
Can I have a new pair of shorts please?
David Ginolas don't fit me any more.

Yours Greggsingly,

R. Dunne

[cheltenhamlion]

General, are you going up the Black Eagle for a pint later?

[kipeye]

General,

As I'm sure you are aware, a dog owner has the responsibility of picking up their pet's dog shit when going for a walk. So who picks up the Guide Dog's shit?

General -I know the answer-please let me tell him!

[Rudy Can't Fail]

General, why the hell isn't Randy putting on free coaches for the Asia Cup games. Has he any idea how expensive it is for us normal fans to travel to the games?

[Jimbo]

See, there you go again, General, dodging the big questions. And here I am, sitting on my balcony, wearing the stripey LDV kit. 

[MarkM]

General,

Can you bring back the last home game of the season pitch invasion?

I am fed up with this get oorf my land... policy that football clubs have

I can't see what damage it would have done this season considering the amount of pissed up puke ridden middle aged totty that invaded the pitch at the recent Take That concert!

An another thing, its bloody annoying that so called fans get carried onto the pitch by thier dads as they parade round the bloody pitch on the last day, I pay my season ticket money they should bloody well carry me around not some snot nose toddler who hasn't put thier pocket money where thier mouths are and invested in a season ticket!

General please sort!!!!!!

[andyh]

General sir,

During the upcoming trip to Asia, will Alex McLeish be visiting his old boss in pokey ?

[Rip Van We Go Again]

General krulak here:

Been off the site a few hours, oiling my man-traps.

1. Chris Smith - I remember meeting you in the Holte End after Martin O'Neill left, I hate seeing a grown man cry. Sickening. Gee, so many questions.

I'm not one for profanities, I'll leave that sort of thing to our neighbours up the Road.

Maddest thing Stephen Ireland did? I remember him freaking out at Bodymoor Heath he started grabbing handfuls of his own shit and threw it at the youth team players, like a zoo monkey. Lots of smiles with that one.

'Walnut bread' Sounds odd, I'll sure give it a try the next time i'm in an amusement arcade.

I think it's up to each individual Villa supporter to decide Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong, Randy and I have opinions on that, but we would NEVER dictate how you should view that conundrum. It's your dollar at the end of the day.

2. Villajf - Please give Marion Keyes a call about the claret and blue mascara, but PLEASE do not tell her I told you to call, i've already had to eat a bowl of suck ass because of over delegating in that direction.

3. CBAVO6 - Do I get tired of people accusing me of avoiding coach and players questions?
You pay your money and you are entitled to have an opinion, BUT do not EVER say that I do not care, like Faith no more I care a lot. I'm man enough to admit it, i'm a man, yes a man. We all have to be strong. Strong men, are we not men? I'll get in touch with Devo and see if i can come up with an answer.

4. Hawkeye - You bring up the subject of gay fans, let me tell you NOW that our club is a very broad church and we welcome all sorts of flotsam and jetsam into our club, my personal feeling is that we should have a special 'pink stand' for gay supporters. It's something Randy and I have discussed over Hot Chocolate and marshmellows.

I'll be off line for the next few hours while i'm strangling the very life out of a farm of ostriches, with my bare hands.

[JD]

General,

I've heard that 3-4 US Marines are coming to New Zealand. Does this mean we are being invaded? Does this mean our Navy have to get it's rowing boat and pea shooter out of the shed to protect our waters from you oppressors? 

[sidcowans10]

General
Was Barry really off having treatment at the time ?

[Legion]

General, why haven't you answered my question?