Downing Completes Liverpool Transfer

[Rip Van We Go Again]

HAS HE FUCKED OFF YET !!!

NEARLY, HE'S JUST FINISHING OFF SHAVING HIS LEGS

[Brend'Watkins]

HAS HE FUCKED OFF YET !!!

I believe not, he's apparently searching feverishly around his house for his spine.  He's even blaming his Missus for putting it somewhere safe.  She on the other hand is denying all knowledge of ever having seen it.

Weasel:  I left it here next to the car keys, where have you put it?

Mrs Downing: Spine?  I haven't seen that since we moved from Middlesbrough, you must have left it there.

Weasel: I specifically took it out just after I recovered from my last injury and  placed it here next to where I keep the car keys, I had no need to put it anywhere else as I wouldn't be needing it anytime soon during my short stay in Birmingham.

Mrs Downing: You must have put it back in when you played for England last?

Weasel: Yes I did, but promptly removed it again, yes, I'm fairly sure I did as I can't remember making anything like a meaningful tackle since I've returned to training.....oh where is it?

[Oscar Arce]

Goodbye Downing you twat, football pisses me right off now.

[The Situation]

Don't usually say things like this but I hope he has a miserable time at Liverpool.

Enjoy your Champions League football Stewart... oh wait.

[BILL DE VALL]

I'm sure the anfield crowd will soon suss his lack of bravery
but they might not be pleased if some full back does 'finish him'  (legknackwise)

[Rigadon]

Does anybody actually wish a broken leg on him?  Really?  He is modern day footballer with zero scruples,  just like all his pals.  The Liverpool fans will suss him out soon enough and that will be humiliation enough.  He just aint worth £20 mil and we've just robbed them (ahem, no pun intended). 

[Rudy Can't Fail]

HAS HE FUCKED OFF YET !!!

Reports in the Liverpool Echo say he's been parked up at the edge of the river Mersey for the last few hours, unable to get to the other side as he doesn't know how to cross.

[Legion]

Does anybody actually wish a broken leg on him?  Really?  He is modern day footballer with zero scruples,  just like all his pals.  The Liverpool fans will suss him out soon enough and that will be humiliation enough.  He just aint worth £20 mil and we've just robbed them (ahem, no pun intended). 

I don't. He'll be a bench-warmer, though.

[Rigadon]

HAS HE FUCKED OFF YET !!!

Reports in the Liverpool Echo say he's been parked up at the edge of the river Mersey for the last few hours, unable to get to the other side as he doesn't know how to cross.

BOOM BOOM!

Maybe he could use his collection of crutches to make a raft and then his removable spine as a kind of paddle?

[villajk]

HAS HE FUCKED OFF YET !!!

Reports in the Liverpool Echo say he's been parked up at the edge of the river Mersey for the last few hours, unable to get to the other side as he doesn't know how to cross.

*like*

[john e]

he'l be more use to us when he's on the pitch, he's no way the player he thinks he is, most of my Liverpool supporting mates are very depressed about it, ha ha

on the Liverpool forums they are probably trying to make the most of it like we were when we signed the great Harewood, with 'he could be the next Withe'  and he's ' MON's masterstroke',
thats what fans do, try and build a case,
when in reality all they have done is spunked 20 mill up the wall

[PaulWinch again]

Yeah I had to laugh one of my Liverpool supporting mates is devastated about their lot paying £20 million for him.

[The Situation]

Wishing anyone to have their leg broken is a something a white van man would say, but as long as he doesn't shine at Liverpool not getting to play Champions League football we will have come out much better in this deal, despite selling our best player last season.

I wonder how much he'll go for... surely it'll be £25 million at the MINIMUM. It'd be a joke to sell him any less considering how much they spent on Carroll and Henderson.

[Holtenderinthesky]

HAS HE FUCKED OFF YET !!!

Reports in the Liverpool Echo say he's been parked up at the edge of the river Mersey for the last few hours, unable to get to the other side as he doesn't know how to cross.

*like*

As much of a cnut that he is, we wouldn't be this angry if he was a crap player.  He was our best player last season.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

HAS HE FUCKED OFF YET !!!

Reports in the Liverpool Echo say he's been parked up at the edge of the river Mersey for the last few hours, unable to get to the other side as he doesn't know how to cross.

*like*

As much of a cnut that he is, we wouldn't be this angry if he was a crap player.  He was our best player last season.

And he still did my head in with his half-hearted attempts at tackles, no tracking back, not marking opposition players and not fancying actually running very much if he didn't feel like it. Very glad to see the back of him for 20 mill. Liverpool will be as disappointed as I have been.