Former Players

[Damo70]

I think it's great that Pat Heard is a driving instructor. The reason being, he is also a trained hypnotist - he used to do stage hypnosis shows. Surely this means he can just hypnotise you into passing your test?!

[DeKuip]

I see both Isiah Osbourne and Jlloyd Samuel played for Leeds at Rochdale last night on trial, and George Boateng has just signed for Forest.
I'd be surprised if Ozzy was good enough for the Championship, but Jlloyd should be able to get a club at that level.

[pooligan]

God, how the mighty Leeds have fallen!

[Fergal]

Andrew Greaves, now a Stoke season ticket holder telling tales of his days as a Villa player in the early 80s.

Didn't he invent the bicycle kick?

[pooligan]

No that was Doug surely?

[Damo70]

I can confirm that on a rare day off during his time winning WWII single handedly, Doug did indeed invent the bicycle kick.