Ireland hits out at Houllier and the City of Birmingham!

[Holtenderinthesky]

Of course It's all bollocks according to the man himself.

Ireland is hoping to make his Newcastle debut against Bolton this weekend after recovering from injury.

He'll have a job doing that as WE are playing Bolton this weekend.  Top journalism strikes again.

[andyh]

He's only on loan at Newcastle.
He has put himself in a very difficult position when his loan ends.

It's easy.  When he is back, put him on the bench and then tell him to warm up.  The reaction will make him realise what a cock he is.

Good call.

But then Villa end up paying him the millions in wages that are left on the fucking wastrels contract.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Not the old 'My comments were taken out of context' chestnut.

Prick.

[Chris Jameson]

Not the old 'My comments were taken out of context' chestnut.

A shining example to us all and I, Mark Fletcher, am delighted he is at aston Villa.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Not the old 'My comments were taken out of context' chestnut.

A shining example to us all and I, Mark Fletcher, am delighted he is at aston Villa.

I hope his balls turn square and fester at the edges.

[luke25]

Were gonna end up having to give this ****** away on a free and then he'll have the nerve to ask for a pay off

[Chris Jameson]

Not the old 'My comments were taken out of context' chestnut.

A shining example to us all and I, Mark Fletcher, am delighted he is at aston Villa.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Not the old 'My comments were taken out of context' chestnut.

A shining example to us all and I, Mark Fletcher, am delighted he is at aston Villa.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

The alligator jumps over the comfy sofa.

[prince_marc]

He's just an almighty simpleton.

RE: his Man of the Match performance- does he refer to the Chelsea goalless draw at Villa Park in which he missed a sitter after 8 minutes?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

He is a very misunderstood young man and with all that money at his disposal something will always go wrong.

He went to a plastic surgeon and asked if he could change his image so he could look like one of the Beatles.

The surgeon tried his best but could only make him look like that ****** with Wings.

[Merv]

Pretty strong comments to be taken out of context, Stephen. If they've printed comments he didn't make, he can always sue.

Shocked to learn he has an agent. Just assumed he didn't have one, the total balls up he's making of his career.

[Dave P]

I think there is something deeper here.  I honestly think the fella has mental health issues.

[Duncan Shaw]

Jeez how fat does Vass look in that pic?

[Merv]

I think there is something deeper here.  I honestly think the fella has mental health issues.

I think you're right, in all honesty. There's something very wrong here.

[Concrete John]

Can I call the next person I get into a disagreement with on here a moronic, Bluenose-loving, ****** monkey and avoid a ban by claiming it was taken out of context?

No, thought not.