Gabby Agbonlahor

[pauliewalnuts]

An absolute poster boy for the half arsed, can't be bothered, club owes me a living sea of absolute dross we spent 6 or 7 years bobbing around in.

He's only marginally better than Richards in my book.

[Damo70]

Agbonlahor coming back like a bad smell. He should be grateful he wasn’t run out of town with pitchforks and flaming torches for the way he behaved from 2011 to when he left. The fucking wastrel.

I seriously hope Garde doesn’t turn the other cheek and tells us exactly how this fuckwit behaved as I don’t think Gabby would come out smelling of roses.

Years back I was on a lads weekend at Butlins in Minehead for a friend of ours 40th birthday. As we were all Villa fans we were in a pub watching us play Manure. We got talking to a bunch of United fans from Bristol who  were celebrating their mate getting out of prison.He had been banged up for attacking his daughter's abusive boyfriend with a pitchfork. I don't think any flaming torches were involved though. One other interesting thing was that the guy who was 'handy' with a pitchfork only had one arm.

[LeeB]

Agbonlahor coming back like a bad smell. He should be grateful he wasn’t run out of town with pitchforks and flaming torches for the way he behaved from 2011 to when he left. The fucking wastrel.

I seriously hope Garde doesn’t turn the other cheek and tells us exactly how this fuckwit behaved as I don’t think Gabby would come out smelling of roses.

Years back I was on a lads weekend at Butlins in Minehead for a friend of ours 40th birthday. As we were all Villa fans we were in a pub watching us play Manure. We got talking to a bunch of United fans from Bristol who  were celebrating their mate getting out of prison.He had been banged up for attacking his daughter's abusive boyfriend with a pitchfork. I don't think any flaming torches were involved though. One other interesting thing was that the guy who was 'handy' with a pitchfork only had one arm.

Did he also play the drums for Def Leppard?

[GordonCowansisthegreatest]

Shouldn't this thread be re-named, Lack of future or No Future?

[old man villa fan]

Considering he was Club captain, his attitude was a disgrace.

[Sexual Ealing]

Agbonlahor coming back like a bad smell. He should be grateful he wasn’t run out of town with pitchforks and flaming torches for the way he behaved from 2011 to when he left. The fucking wastrel.

I seriously hope Garde doesn’t turn the other cheek and tells us exactly how this fuckwit behaved as I don’t think Gabby would come out smelling of roses.

Years back I was on a lads weekend at Butlins in Minehead for a friend of ours 40th birthday. As we were all Villa fans we were in a pub watching us play Manure. We got talking to a bunch of United fans from Bristol who  were celebrating their mate getting out of prison.He had been banged up for attacking his daughter's abusive boyfriend with a pitchfork. I don't think any flaming torches were involved though. One other interesting thing was that the guy who was 'handy' with a pitchfork only had one arm.

A man just out of clink, with one arm, having nobbled a nonce with a pitchfork? At Butlins Minehead?! Surely, Damo, you're either exaggerating or Butlins Minehead isn't the place I thought it was!

[purpletrousers]

That is a quality summary. Certainly when Belle & Sebastian did Bowlie Weekender #2 there that wasn’t the clientele. There was yoga with Frances McKee of The Vaselines though.

Risso did you do that or #1?

Very fond memories of #1 inc a game of football at sunrise on the beach after a heavy night, playing with Teenage Fanclub, B&S, the Mum twins etc, being greatful I didn’t break any favourite musicians hands, as well as blagging our way into the bands 5-a-side tournament and coming runners up. The site of the pinnacle of my football career (the tarmac pitch wasn’t even rectangular).

Not many very fond memories of the later Gabby period.

[robbo1874]

Agbonlahor coming back like a bad smell. He should be grateful he wasn’t run out of town with pitchforks and flaming torches for the way he behaved from 2011 to when he left. The fucking wastrel.

I seriously hope Garde doesn’t turn the other cheek and tells us exactly how this fuckwit behaved as I don’t think Gabby would come out smelling of roses.

Years back I was on a lads weekend at Butlins in Minehead for a friend of ours 40th birthday. As we were all Villa fans we were in a pub watching us play Manure. We got talking to a bunch of United fans from Bristol who  were celebrating their mate getting out of prison.He had been banged up for attacking his daughter's abusive boyfriend with a pitchfork. I don't think any flaming torches were involved though. One other interesting thing was that the guy who was 'handy' with a pitchfork only had one arm.

Great story Damo. Theres a few people I’d like to attack with a pitchfork. Just wondering how you’d acquire one in Manchester though? Ha! just read this back and missed the Bristol bit- it all makes sense now!!

[Risso]

That is a quality summary. Certainly when Belle & Sebastian did Bowlie Weekender #2 there that wasn’t the clientele. There was yoga with Frances McKee of The Vaselines though.

Risso did you do that or #1?

Very fond memories of #1 inc a game of football at sunrise on the beach after a heavy night, playing with Teenage Fanclub, B&S, the Mum twins etc, being greatful I didn’t break any favourite musicians hands, as well as blagging our way into the bands 5-a-side tournament and coming runners up. The site of the pinnacle of my football career (the tarmac pitch wasn’t even rectangular).

Not many very fond memories of the later Gabby period.

Just #1. Teenage Fanclub were dirty fouling buggers as I recall.

[PeterWithesShin]

No, we haven't offered him a contract so you can relax!

Just saw on Facebook that he picked his all time best team that he played with. Micah fucking Richards is one of them!

[Axl Rose]

Did he actually play with David James?

[Marlon From Bearwood]

Richards was  selected for his dressing room bantz, I should imagine.

[dave shelley]

Did he actually play with David James?

With England perhaps?

[Axl Rose]

Did he actually play with David James?

With England perhaps?

Ah, could be that, Dave.

[Dave]

Those two friendly matches for England with David James must have made a pretty big impression on him.