Breaking News: Bent Signs

[The Situation]

Pelty, you're the man!

You're right when you said the player you were keeping under wraps is going to be a player we're all going to be happy about signing. I'm more than happy, I'm thrilled! Thanks for everything. We've gone out and got what we need. Time to put the bad behind us and look foward to a better second half of the season!

Best wishes to your father - hope he's doing well

[hawkeye]

Thanks Pelty UTV

[PeterWithe]

Ah gotcha, I'm still of the opinion that Bobby Ewing being in the shower for five years is nowhere near as strange as the Bent signing.

[JUAN PABLO]

Absolute bollocks

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aston-villa/8265494/Randy-Lerners-panic-purchase-of-Darren-Bent-is-evidence-of-mounting-desperation-at-Aston-Villa.html

[damon loves JT]

I do like a bit of hows-your-father after a good day in the transfer market

[Shrek]

It is reported Bent is going to be on 70k a week, we cannot sustain such high wages surely.

[Bad English]

My dad is also well, in case anyone was wondering. He had a spot of bother with the boiler but reckons he can fix it.

My dad just phoned up: "Them players can't trap a ball, that should be their bleedin' bread and butter, why don't he pick that Bobby Thomson?"

[Toronto Villa]

Absolute bollocks

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aston-villa/8265494/Randy-Lerners-panic-purchase-of-Darren-Bent-is-evidence-of-mounting-desperation-at-Aston-Villa.html

inevitable really. Best staying clear of such agenda driven propaganda.

[villa1]

It is reported Bent is going to be on 70k a week, we cannot sustain such high wages surely.

Depends who we get rid of. Sidwell and Beye would cover that.

[PeterWithe]

It is reported Bent is going to be on 70k a week, we cannot sustain such high wages surely.

Ah fuck it, live a little.

[Mr Diggles]

Absolute bollocks

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aston-villa/8265494/Randy-Lerners-panic-purchase-of-Darren-Bent-is-evidence-of-mounting-desperation-at-Aston-Villa.html

On so many levels. The MON PR mouthpiece has got quite a few things wrong there.

It shouldn't annoy, but it does.

[midnite]

My dad is also well, in case anyone was wondering. He had a spot of bother with the boiler but reckons he can fix it.

Glad to hear it. Funnily enough i was about to ask you about him

[Shrek]

No but if true, it's a viscious cycle, Ash will want at least the same if he signs, any potential targets will want more if people know Bent is on 70k.

I just hope this isn't Randy panicking.

[nodge]

That's not a good picture of Randy

[b23]

Absolute bollocks

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aston-villa/8265494/Randy-Lerners-panic-purchase-of-Darren-Bent-is-evidence-of-mounting-desperation-at-Aston-Villa.html

On so many levels. The MON PR mouthpiece has got quite a few things wrong there.

It shouldn't annoy, but it does.

I couldnt give a rats ass about the previous manager. Hes yesterdays man.