0% Villa: Newcastle hilarity thread.

[CJ]

I wanted Martin Jol when MON dropped us in it.  Good manager and looks like we missed the boat for some reason

[villajoy]

Ask him if he wants to come to Villa we cant do any worse!!!

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

Dont want to turn on Houllier but would be looking forward to Jan transfer window much more with Jol in charge ..........

[john e]

Radio says Pardew is on the way to Newcastle,

lol
  [first time i ever wrote that, seems appropiate]

[LeeB]

Radio says Pardew is on the way to Newcastle,

lol
  [first time i ever wrote that, seems appropiate]

I'm going with rofl.

I swear Ashley does all this just so Jim Whyte and the SSN cameras will turn up at the ground, and then film some cheap SportsDirect hoarding in the background whilst detailing the latest car crash unfolding at the club, surrounded by jobless Geordie stereotypes.

[pauliewalnuts]

Radio says Pardew is on the way to Newcastle,

lol
  [first time i ever wrote that, seems appropiate]

Nice bit of 7/2 action about to come in for me, then.

[andyh]

They are going to appoint that self centred, 'I'm so wonderful', bigheaded twat, Pardew ?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah !!!!!

[Bosco81]

Radio says Pardew is on the way to Newcastle,

lol
  [first time i ever wrote that, seems appropiate]

Nice bit of 7/2 action about to come in for me, then.

Nicely done, I only bet on it when it went odds on, so I may have jinxed it.

I couldn't believe they would appoint Pardew despite the betfair forums saying so.

[PaulTheVillan]

5/2 I got.

[pauliewalnuts]

[Brend'Watkins]

Radio says Pardew is on the way to Newcastle,

lol
  [first time i ever wrote that, seems appropiate]

Nice bit of 7/2 action about to come in for me, then.

Nicely done, I only bet on it when it went odds on, so I may have jinxed it.

I couldn't believe they would appoint Pardew despite the betfair forums saying so.

Right, now go out and put everything on them being relegated.

[LeeB]

Love that, "Merge with West Ham?"

[lordmcgrath5]

From the BBC:

"It is believed Pardew became close friends with Newcastle owner Mike Ashley and director Derek Llambias when all three were familiar faces at an exclusive London casino where Llambias was managing director."

What a fantastic reason to make that appointment. There can be few bigger walking disasters than Ashley, even among football chairmen, and that really is saying something.

[Villa'Zawg]

Completely and utterly unrelated to Aston Villa in any way whatsoever; What now for Martin Jol?

[garyshawsknee]

If it is Pardew,the players better keep an eye on their wags,