Dunne's Glimpse of the Obvious

[Rip Van We Go Again]

I think Dunney needs his own song to cheer him up.

How about a variation on the Kaiser Chiefs, with "I predict a diet"

How about the old classic that Art Garfunkel covered

'I only have pies for you.'

[adrenachrome]

Or the Dr Feelgood classic

"They got him on pies and alcohol"

[Chris Jameson]

[littlevillain]

Isn't it  great to slate our players when their having a bad run.

[Chris Jameson]

Isn't it  great to slate our players when their having a bad run.

Lip Up Fatty.

[TheSandman]

He's being slated for his abysmal fitness which is his fault. I'm a fat bastard and I realise that it is my fault and will take abuse for that. Difference is I'm not actually costing my team points or getting paid £50K per week for being a professional athlete.

I bet he's having a breakfast dinner or whatever that bloke Murphy called it everyday.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Isn't it  great to slate our players when their having a bad run.

I could say it all to his face and then run off, he'd be hardly likely to catch me.

[NeilH]

Isn't it  great to slate our players when their having a bad run.

I could say it all to his face and then run off, he'd be hardly likely to catch me.

That's unless you had a chocolate eclair hanging out of your back pocket.

I will always support our players, but when its clear that someone is making crucial mistakes due to his obvious lack of fitness then he is fair game.

[adrenachrome]

He was doing so well
But even then you could tell
He liked a pie or three

But then three became four
Then considerably more
Now his arse is the size
Of a small country

And everybody sings "ba ba ba da..."

[Rip Van We Go Again]

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
And that fat fucker Dunne has eaten the lot

[The Situation]

In all fairness Collins hasn't done much better than Dunne... the pair of them need to sort their act out because they're both not playing very well atm. Can't wait to see Cuellar back in defence.

[nicardinho]

Can't wait to see Cuellar back in defence.

We spent the whole of last season asking for Cuellar to be dropped! Warnock needs some serious firecrackers up his arse, while Collins and Dunne need to stop showing why we were allowed to sign them so easily. It's not just the defence unfortunately. Someone needs to tell Downing how to put a cross in (note: first man/goalkeeper doesn't count Stewart, sadly) and Carew and Ireland need confidence desperately. The young 'uns aren't doing too bad though to be fair.