You'll be celebrating the terrific time of the year at this one with other members and guests while tucking into a delicious two-course festive feast.
I doubt it'll be the pie and chips or 'delicious curry meal' they think is all us plebs ever eat.
Bloody hell, 35 sheets for lunch and a few jokes with a pub comedian.
I bet no one got near the buffet when Digby Jones was on the bill.