0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN

[TheSandman]

Carroll, who was bailed by magistrates to live with Newcastle's captain and his young family after being charged with assault on Monday, bought the chrome plated Range Rover earlier this month to celebrate signing a new, lucrative, five-year contract at St James' Park.

I'd fucking torch it and all if it is as bad as it sounds.

[Chris Jameson]

Seems he's a pleasant young man, didn't he also break Steven Taylor's jaw in a training ground 'bust up'?

He doesn't like beimg called My Little Ponytail I take it?

[The Man With A Stick]

Carroll, who was bailed by magistrates to live with Newcastle's captain and his young family after being charged with assault on Monday, bought the chrome plated Range Rover earlier this month to celebrate signing a new, lucrative, five-year contract at St James' Park.

I'd fucking torch it and all if it is as bad as it sounds.

Not only chrome-plated but it's got games consoles installed in the back.  Presumably so he can play his COMPOOOTA GEEEAMS MAN.

[lovejoy]

I googled him and on 3 separate occaisions he's "been advised to concentrate on his football" and offered "the support of the club".
Violent twat and the epitome of the modern footballer.