0% Villa: Rooney signs new 5 year contract!

[Legion]

Signs 5 year deal

[dave.woodhall]

He wasn't in the house when the crowd were outside, his missus was though I believe. I wonder if she had a go at him to stop all this and he kind of owes her.

I wonder if thirty people would really be able to get as far as Wayne Rooney's house, press the buzzer thing and say "Come out Wayne, we won't hurt you."

[Somniloquism]

As far as I'm aware they were outside the gates chanting. Obviously it could be a drop the dead donkey/ITN thing of exaggerating for effect for the press.

[cheltenhamlion]

That's a bit of a u-turn

[Chris Harte]

Is there nothing about Rooney that isn't odious?

Knobbing grannies to mouthing off at fans who have travelled 6000 miles to watch the trash that he helped serve up to a U-turn of incredible proportions in signing for a club who only days ago in his eyes "lacked ambition."

Maybe extra £££s were used as a leverage.

[Hookeysmith]

What a cock

[Rigadon]

Truly bizarre. 

[jembob]

Obviously he's happy to hear that Ashley Young is signing for them next Summer!!

[garyshawsknee]

Panto season starts earlier every year.

[Matt C]

'Sign your name here Wayne'

'Actually don't worry about that, just dip your head in the bowl of pretty paint and press it against the paper.'

[JUAN PABLO]

Lets hope he carries on playing shit..   strange, after slagging your club off...

[not3bad]

What a day this is football wise.  Shrek's ridiculous U-Turn, Ash not signing a contract, we can't even sell out against Small Heath.  Not that any of it will matter if we win tomorrow.

[lovejoy]

Fulham away is sold out - I've just nabbed the last two tickets (I expect they say that to everyone!)

[mshurst]

Just shows how much money runs football now-a-days.

It's a bit like saying "I hate working here, it's proper shit", but staying for another 12 years.

[Yeltzer]

Be interesting to see the Manure fans' reaction the next time he plays at Old Trafford. Will they be on his back or slagging him off for flirting with Citeh/Chelsea in the first place. Fickle fans and that......