January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense

[eamonn]

I like it Colhint.

[Caiphus]

What are 8/10s? Is it some sort of alcopop?

A girl who is 8/10 in looks and body. i.e. Susan Boyle would be a 2/10 and Megan Fox is a 10/10.

I only date 8/10's and 9/10's though (no 7/10's or below. yuck) because I don't want to be seen with a girl who is better looking than me.

A british 8 is like a rest of the world 6 though.  Megan fox's toe thumbs make her a 2 in my book.

[Percy McCarthy]

Kendrick has just tweeted

@MatKendrickJust found out #avfc might do bit of business in and out before deadline. Chance to sign mystery target has emerged. Don't know who

It's all becoming clearer now he's handed in a transfer request.

[eastie]

Blackpool have turned down a bid of £6.5m for Adam from Liverpool and his father has slagged then off in the press saying 'Blackpool are a cheapskate club'- Adam said to be furious that the bid was refused.

Liverpool have confirmed that they have recieved a written transfer request last night fron fernando torres.

Seems like as kendrick says a mystery target has now become available for us ,I wonder who , Westwood? Coventry have confirmed they will sell him if their £1 .5m valuation is matched as his contract ends in June.

[Mazrim]

A british 8 is like a rest of the world 6 though.

How dare you. Our women are the finest this planet has to offer.

[villa1]

It's a little more complicated than you're all making out. You should really include a decimal place. We need to go into the tenths column.

For example, 8.7.

8 = how good looking they are (out of 10).
0.7 = how good you think they'll be in bed (out of 1).

You can't give them 10 unless you have actually booned them.

For me, Megan Fox would be 9.9, as she's pretty damn good looking and i reckon she'd ruin me in bed. Obviously I haven't thrown a fuck into her yet so can't give her a 10.

Of course you could go the other way and simplify it. One of my mates has the very simple rating scale of:

"yeah, motherfucker!" if he would.
"nah, motherfucker!" if he wouldn't.

Am I slightly off topic here?

[Dave]

a bit too late for this window but maybe we could get a league table for rumours, maybe along the lines of number of rumours and actual transfers

              Played/     Acknowleged  Ignored/denied  Accepted   Rejected    Correct   Total      Success
              printed      by club            by club               by club       by club                     Bull        Rate


Mirror        750             2                  748                       1               1               2           748         0.26%

Not with quite as much detail, but...

Newspaper    Right    Total Num    Accuracy The Guardian    176    525    33.5% Daily Record    170    521    32.6% The Scotsman    8    28    28.6% The Independent    152    555    27.4% The Times    274    1007    27.2% The Herald    19    74    25.7% Daily Telegraph    110    485    22.7% The Express    276    1234    22.4% The Sun    638    3014    21.2% Daily Star    404    1967    20.5% Daily Mirror    1023    5312    19.3% Daily Mail    578    3009    19.2% News Of The World    221    1622    13.6% The People    100    772    13%

[Mr Diggles]

Is your friend samuel l jackson?

[Shrek]

I've just looked on a Liverpool forum, they are so deluded, they think they are better than everyone else, belittleing every other club.

So may I take this chance to say Ha Ha Ha Ha Fernando Torres Liverpool's number 9

[BedsVillain]

It's a little more complicated than you're all making out. You should really include a decimal place. We need to go into the tenths column.

For example, 8.7.

8 = how good looking they are (out of 10).
0.7 = how good you think they'll be in bed (out of 1).

You can't give them 10 unless you have actually booned them.

For me, Megan Fox would be 9.9, as she's pretty damn good looking and i reckon she'd ruin me in bed. Obviously I haven't thrown a fuck into her yet so can't give her a 10.

Of course you could go the other way and simplify it. One of my mates has the very simple rating scale of:

"yeah, motherfucker!" if he would.
"nah, motherfucker!" if he wouldn't.

Am I slightly off topic here?

Sweet Jebus! It's like I've walked into a Skysports technical rehearsal!
I shudder to think what's involved when you've "BOONED" someone? Can't get rid of the images of Michael Elphick and Neil Morrisey spit roasting Megan Fox now!

[pauliewalnuts]

Can we get back to transfer chat now, please?

[Shrek]

I think maybe Beye could leave? He is nowhere near the first team. Have no idea who the mystery in could be.

[Mazrim]

You can't give them 10 unless you have actually booned them.

Is this booned as in gave them a blessing or booned as in delivered something by motorcycle courier?

[Matt C]

I think maybe Beye could leave? He is nowhere near the first team. Have no idea who the mystery in could be.

Warnock out and a left back in perhaps?

I fear we're stuck with Beye for a while longer yet.

[Chris Smith]

You can't give them 10 unless you have actually booned them.

Is this booned as in gave them a blessing or booned as in delivered something by motorcycle courier?

Played cricket with them.