1518: ASTON VILLA v EVERTON:Chris Whyatt reports: "If Villa and Everton were grubby school kids, they'd be good pals. Both hang around the most popular gang in class - but are never quite in it - and each is worryingly below-par right now. David Moyes may be less concerned as his Everton are never bad for long, though defeat in this most-played top-flight fixture would mean their worst start for over a decade. Villa's caretaker boss Kevin McDonald is desperate for new boy Stephen Ireland to shine."
this must be one of most pessimistic polls for a home game for a long time
looks as if ireland has injured himself in warmup, FOR FUCKS SAKE