Why on earth would we be relegated? We should be in a stronger position because we'll be playing a right back at right back, making tactical substitutions and leaving Heskey on the bench.
Until Monday I was fully expecting us to lose to West Ham on Saturday. Now I think we'll win. Kevin MacDonald has done a great job with the reserves so I don't see any reason why he can't do the same with the first team, at least in the interim.
Oh, and sorry to piss on your chips, but potatoes don't count as one of your five a day. Sorry!