The Emile Heskey Drinking Game

[OCD]

Well that bit when he tried a stepover and cross was just comical.

[supertom]

Well that bit when he tried a stepover and cross was just comical.

Don't, I'm still having nightmares about it now. Living, waking, nightmares.

We'll be seeing that a bit more next season, because Emile probably won't go anywhere. :(

[Rip Van We Go Again]

The game told us what we already know.
He's a useless, big lump of shit.

I drank like a fish during the game, I had to, to get through the mind numbing boredom of it.

[Risso]

Well that bit when he tried a stepover and cross was just comical.

Don't, I'm still having nightmares about it now. Living, waking, nightmares.

We'll be seeing that a bit more next season, because Emile probably won't go anywhere. :(

It looked like Stephen Hawking trying to audition for Riverdance.  His legs clearly weren't getting the correct signals from his brain.  Please let someone buy him before the next game, I'm getting sick of people refering to him as "Aston Villa's Emile Heskey".

[supertom]

It was so typical of Emilio Heskus, to have a reasonable game on against the US, and then follow that by being utterly woeful. No more or less woeful than anyone else in an England shirt last night, but woeful none-the-less.

He's just absolute bobbins though. Can't see the appeal at all. And I'm actually wondering just how neither Agbonlahor or Bent could make the squad. At least they'd offer a good balance of strength and pace. It's annoying that Defoe's form has been tepid since the turn of the year too.

There is a genuine and worrying derth in Brit striking quality though (well in other positions to in truth). I remember the time we could call on Shearer, Sheringham, Wright, Ferdinand, Owen.

[TheSandman]

Stevie Bull and David Hirst could probably get a game ahead of some of this lot.

I agree on Gabby. He'd give England something different and having watched SWP and Lennon as much as I bitched about Ash last year I'm baffled why he isn't there.