James Milner's awesomeness

[VillaZogmariner]

Add me to the list!

[Concrete John]

I'm not into football tops in general, but I'd gladly wear that, especially at Wembley!!

[BannedUserIAT]

I'd like to know what Che uses to wash his shirts. They're fucking brilliantly white!

[andyh]

I'd like to know what Che uses to wash his shirts. They're fucking brilliantly white!

It was a washing powder invented by James Milner

[Mazrim]

Yes, your whites are white, but are they Milner white?

Milner Automatic. He was alright on the right, now you'll be all white on the night. That's the Milner promise.

Milner. That's dirt telt.

[Brend'Watkins]

There should be a whole range of Milner cleaning products...


Milner Bleach....kills 100% of known germs and any stray cats that piss in your garden.

[VillaZogmariner]

10/10 cats prefer Milner Cat Food.

I bet he drinks  Milner Black Label.

Happiness is a cigar called "Milner".

[Mazrim]

Just look at these stubborn grease stains. My husband is a mechanic and theres very little need or point in having prisitine overalls as he's only going to get them all fucked up again, but still, I'd really like to twat this grease.

Well, have ya tried new Milner Greasetwatter?

Loooook, its full of no nonsense Yorkshire straight talking good honest stuff that gees grease some reet 'ommer.
Thas grease twatted is that.

[Dave Cooper please]

Take two bottles into the shower?

[Edvard Remberg]

I would also buy one of those T-shirts.

BUT i would like it to have a good quality. Seen some of these "cheap" printed t-shirts, that are bent out of shape after 1 wash.

[Fasth56]

An extra large please!

[Smithy]

If you're genuinely interested in getting hold of one of these, the details are now in GM.  If you're not a GM, PM me for the details and I'll send you the details by return...

[Stumpy-]

the thing that ruins it for me is the arms being chopped off on Milner (and Che come to think of it)

[Villa'Zawg]

Villans back Milner to dazzle
(PA) Tuesday 23 March 2010

Stiliyan Petrov believes his Aston Villa team-mate James Milner will be the star of the 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa™, provided he maintains his current form. The Bulgarian is confident the versatile 24-year-old has the quality to make a telling impact for England if he is part of Fabio Capello's squad.

The Three Lions coach saw Milner turn in another fine display, despite scoring an own goal, during Saturday's 2-2 home draw with Wolverhampton Wanderers.

"James was a wide player, but he has always preferred to play in the middle," explained Petrov. "He has been doing really well. His energy is amazing and he has helped the team a lot.
He can play anywhere. He has been brilliant and if he continues to progress like that, he will be the star of the World Cup.
Stiliyan Petrov on James Milner

"He can play anywhere. He has been brilliant and if he continues to progress like that, he will be the star of the World Cup. He has both the ability and the attitude to make a real impact.

"He has scored ten goals from midfield, which is really good. He has the licence to get forward and he shows great composure in front of goal. His work-rate is great, as well. He deserves everything he gets."

Villa winger Ashley Young echoed Petrov's sentiments about Milner, who was signed from Newcastle United in 2008 for a club record £12m.

"Regardless of what position James has played, he's just been tremendous all season," said the former Watford player. He's definitely a contender to be player of the season already.

"He has been fantastic for us and the way he goes about his job is just exceptional. We've got quality players in the middle there like James and Stiliyan but then we've got the likes of Steve Sidwell and Fabian Delph too. We've got competition but Milly has been brilliant for us, just brilliant."

Fifa.com - Clicky

[Sister of Top Cat]

the thing that ruins it for me is the arms being chopped off on Milner (and Che come to think of it)

which is somewhat ironic given your user name!