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Offline Damo70

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26610 on: June 19, 2021, 01:33:03 PM »
Is there still a hole in the roof where the rain pisses through?

Luckily for them they have a big Barcelona ashtray to catch the rain in   ;D

Offline Des Little

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26611 on: June 19, 2021, 10:13:35 PM »
From a nose.

Just been up to St Andrews to renew ST.
No sign of any builders anywhere.
Tilton Road turnstiles are covered in weeds.
Paint peeling off Kop.
Very sorry state of affairs.

Theyíre never happy. They havenít lost for weeks

should we just buy them and make them a  feeder club ? 

Urgh, no, tainted meat

Not Soft Cellís finest b side

Offline Damo70

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26612 on: June 20, 2021, 10:46:23 AM »
From a nose.

Just been up to St Andrews to renew ST.
No sign of any builders anywhere.
Tilton Road turnstiles are covered in weeds.
Paint peeling off Kop.
Very sorry state of affairs.

Theyíre never happy. They havenít lost for weeks

should we just buy them and make them a  feeder club ? 

Urgh, no, tainted meat

Not Soft Cellís finest b side


They are not so much a feeder club, more like "bottom feeders".

Offline pooligan

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26613 on: June 22, 2021, 09:46:30 AM »
I see Small Heath are said to be very keen to sign yet another Villa reject in Jordan Graham .It seems they just can not get enough ex villa players into their pitiful club .I even  read they are looking to appoint Andy Marshall as goalkeeping coach

Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26614 on: June 23, 2021, 12:17:26 PM »
I was on a train from Moor Street to Kidderminster yesterday (because I live this Hollywood life), listening to a conversation between a blues fan and a Millwall fan (who had a Kiddie accent, which was weird). The Blues lad was bemoaning the plight of the club because they've produced lots of youngsters, which they have, and sold them for 'pennies'. I doubt whether they'd still exist without those pennies.

Offline Hookeysmith

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26615 on: June 23, 2021, 02:03:37 PM »
On Friday several of us met at a mates house to watch the shite that was England Vs Scotland. 6 of us Villa and one (good lad to be honest) life long nose.
He showed us a pic of him at the sty getting renewing his ST.

He had his picture taken in front of a huge mural of Beelzebub and Bellingham!!!!!!  I seriously asked if this was photo shopped and he got quite upset then started saying "he is one of our own and has been at Blues since he was 8 etc"

Irrespective of how good Bellingham may become that is scraping a very deep barrel

I reminded him that Steven Davies came through our academy, is the highest capped player from any of the home countries, Played in Premiership, won multitude of trophies for ranger and played in Champions league

And a lot of our own fans would not even know who he was!

Talk about small time city
 

Offline cdbullyweefan

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26616 on: June 23, 2021, 02:19:16 PM »
Would love a picture of that mural to take the piss out of Nose acquaintances.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26617 on: June 23, 2021, 02:20:53 PM »
Found it! Whenever you think they can't get any smaller, they manage it...




Offline cdbullyweefan

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26618 on: June 23, 2021, 02:22:26 PM »
It says "record breakers" underneath, I see. Still celebrating being the first club to sell a player for £1 million. They dream of one day being good enough to be classed as "tin pot".

Offline Dave P

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26619 on: June 23, 2021, 02:31:45 PM »
Found it! Whenever you think they can't get any smaller, they manage it...





Who's that in the middle?

Offline cdbullyweefan

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26620 on: June 23, 2021, 02:33:21 PM »
I was wondering that. It looks like when you are watching the news and they have to pixilate the face of a criminal. Appropriate enough for that lot, I suppose.

Offline Scratchins

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26621 on: June 23, 2021, 02:51:59 PM »
Is it Che Adams?

Offline cdbullyweefan

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26622 on: June 23, 2021, 02:56:38 PM »
Dunno, I wondered if he was wearing a goalie glove?

Offline ADVILLAFAN

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26623 on: June 23, 2021, 02:57:51 PM »
Celebrating all the players that managed to escape Small Heath

Offline Dr Butler

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26624 on: June 23, 2021, 02:59:34 PM »
it's that twat that ran on the pitch I reckon as it looks like they are throwing a "girly punch"

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