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Offline kippaxvilla2

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26340 on: May 17, 2021, 11:32:36 AM »
Latest Villa thread is huge again.  Debating whether Jack the horrible chunt will be leaving us.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26341 on: May 17, 2021, 11:43:06 AM »
Hypothetical question. Blues are in the Premier league (stay with me) and challenging for a champs league spot.
The only way to bag it is to buy Jack for £90m.Do they embrace it and move on upwards? Or do they say "over my dead body" and then begin another spiral to nonentity status?

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26342 on: May 17, 2021, 11:56:44 AM »
Latest Villa thread is huge again.  Debating whether Jack the horrible chunt will be leaving us.

And their Derby thread has degenerated into talking about
Tamworth - again they debunk their own myths. Sounds like a lot of Blues and Albion in that town.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26343 on: May 17, 2021, 11:57:18 AM »
In this hypothetical world they'd be delighted to "get one over on the Vile" and would have no hesitation, if such a thing was possible, I imagine.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26344 on: May 17, 2021, 11:59:00 AM »
Hypothetical question. Blues are in the Premier league (stay with me) and challenging for a champs league spot.
The only way to bag it is to buy Jack for £90m.Do they embrace it and move on upwards? Or do they say "over my dead body" and then begin another spiral to nonentity status?

That's about as likely as me waking up tomorrow to find my legs have morphed into wheels.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26345 on: May 17, 2021, 05:15:02 PM »
Hypothetical question. Blues are in the Premier league (stay with me) and challenging for a champs league spot.
The only way to bag it is to buy Jack for £90m.Do they embrace it and move on upwards? Or do they say "over my dead body" and then begin another spiral to nonentity status?

That's about as likely as me waking up tomorrow to find my legs have morphed into wheels.

I was thinking there was as much chance of Kylie Minogue deciding Iím the one for her.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2021, 05:30:40 PM by CT »

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26346 on: May 17, 2021, 05:27:17 PM »
Hypothetical question. Blues are in the Premier league (stay with me) and challenging for a champs league spot.
The only way to bag it is to buy Jack for £90m.Do they embrace it and move on upwards? Or do they say "over my dead body" and then begin another spiral to nonentity status?

That's about as likely as me waking up tomorrow to find my legs have morphed into wheels.

I was think there was as much chance of Kylie Minogue deciding Iím the one for her.






i now have visions of someone wheeling themselves around carrying kylie Monogue

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26347 on: May 17, 2021, 05:50:41 PM »
Hypothetical question. Blues are in the Premier league (stay with me) and challenging for a champs league spot.
The only way to bag it is to buy Jack for £90m.Do they embrace it and move on upwards? Or do they say "over my dead body" and then begin another spiral to nonentity status?
Nurse !!!!!

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26348 on: May 17, 2021, 07:21:27 PM »
I see superstar Dan Crowley has been released by the Rags.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26349 on: May 17, 2021, 07:28:14 PM »
Oh dear, how sad. 🤭

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26350 on: May 18, 2021, 03:20:52 PM »
I wonder what that bloke who came on here moaning about us when he went to Arsenal thinks now?

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26351 on: May 18, 2021, 03:46:13 PM »
At least he's got his paganism to fall back on.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26352 on: May 18, 2021, 03:57:52 PM »
We were told that Blues (By Blues) were going to get a tune out of him. It must have all gone wrong when Jude departed. File under, Francis Jeffers, Danny Cadamarteri etc whose heights he didn't achieve.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26353 on: May 18, 2021, 04:10:53 PM »
We were told that Blues (By Blues) were going to get a tune out of him. It must have all gone wrong when Jude departed. File under, Francis Jeffers, Danny Cadamarteri etc whose heights he didn't achieve.

Mark Sale, Ricky Otto, Jonathan Hunt........

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #26354 on: May 18, 2021, 05:43:18 PM »
We were told that Blues (By Blues) were going to get a tune out of him.
He was lethal on the flute tbf.

 


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