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Author Topic: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving  (Read 3663855 times)

Offline frankmosswasmyuncle

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23685 on: August 11, 2020, 05:43:21 PM »
my dear old Dad used to just called them....that lot.

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Is what I have used for some years too....probably from when talking to my dear old Dad about the importance of wanting to beat them in "the local derby" and he said something like, "Don't understand it. That lot have always been below us and we hardly ever played them." 

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23686 on: August 11, 2020, 05:51:22 PM »
My Old Man always referred to them as the Rags and their supporters as 'them one-eyed fuckers'.  Very succint my old lad.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23687 on: August 12, 2020, 01:20:53 AM »
Me and my mate call them Krosotvians . The few we know all have the same middle name on facebook  like Bertie KRO SOTV  Bungle. Big bad zulus from Krosotvia

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23688 on: August 12, 2020, 07:24:06 AM »
They all live in Brum - apart from the dozens of them who live outside the city, moved away or weren’t even born in Brum as their latest thread discusses. Utter hypocrites on the wind up. As some one on here said there are plenty of Noses in Tamworth.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23689 on: August 12, 2020, 09:23:08 AM »
They all live in Brum - apart from the dozens of them who live outside the city, moved away or weren’t even born in Brum as their latest thread discusses. Utter hypocrites on the wind up. As some one on here said there are plenty of Noses in Tamworth.

Say something enough times and people actually believe it...I get messages from one who lives in Harbourne, the irony being lost on him that he is from York, went to B'ham Uni and stayed here adopting Blues as most of his mates followed them.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23690 on: August 12, 2020, 10:46:27 PM »
You have to give them credit, they never stop trying to think of reasons to hate us. Everyone needs a hobby after all.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23691 on: August 13, 2020, 12:29:49 PM »
Watched an old episode of pointless last night, a youngish Blue nose on, a civil servant who did not want to elaborate on his actual job.
Much piss taking from the presenters as to the fact that he might be 007.
Question time was about naming a European country, answer Israel,100 points and out of the game.
It seems their lack of geographical knowledge is not reserved to the whereabouts of Sherlock street.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23692 on: August 13, 2020, 12:48:11 PM »
Watched an old episode of pointless last night, a youngish Blue nose on, a civil servant who did not want to elaborate on his actual job.
Much piss taking from the presenters as to the fact that he might be 007.
Question time was about naming a European country, answer Israel,100 points and out of the game.
It seems their lack of geographical knowledge is not reserved to the whereabouts of Sherlock street.


I remember a young female Bluenose on The Chase and literally the first thing she said to Bradley Walsh was that she didn’t like to talk about Aston Villa.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23693 on: August 13, 2020, 12:59:31 PM »
In all fairness it isn't just the Noses, there are many that appear on there that can only be described as thick as a plank. 

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23694 on: August 13, 2020, 01:21:32 PM »
Watched an old episode of pointless last night, a youngish Blue nose on, a civil servant who did not want to elaborate on his actual job.
Much piss taking from the presenters as to the fact that he might be 007.
Question time was about naming a European country, answer Israel,100 points and out of the game.
It seems their lack of geographical knowledge is not reserved to the whereabouts of Sherlock street.


Tbf, Israel appear in the European Championship qualifiers and Eurovision.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23695 on: August 13, 2020, 01:36:51 PM »
Watched an old episode of pointless last night, a youngish Blue nose on, a civil servant who did not want to elaborate on his actual job.
Much piss taking from the presenters as to the fact that he might be 007.
Question time was about naming a European country, answer Israel,100 points and out of the game.
It seems their lack of geographical knowledge is not reserved to the whereabouts of Sherlock street.


Tbf, Israel appear in the European Championship qualifiers and Eurovision.


Australia appear in Eurovision too. The second most surprising European appearance ever after Small Heath's European appearances in 2011.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23696 on: August 13, 2020, 02:29:55 PM »
Yeah but i bet Australia never took 20k to Eurovision away

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23697 on: August 13, 2020, 02:35:12 PM »
Or spent the entire time they were there singing "Shit On New Zealand".

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23698 on: August 13, 2020, 11:29:49 PM »
Yeah but i bet Australia never took 20k to Eurovision away


These days The Sty is as sparsely occupied as some of the most remote parts of Australia. Unfortunately for Small Heath they take a lot longer to come back than your average boomerang.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23699 on: August 14, 2020, 01:04:54 AM »
Australia also no longer requires people to have a criminal record before entry.

 


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