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Author Topic: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving  (Read 3476370 times)

Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22905 on: January 26, 2020, 01:48:10 PM »
That sha forum is shit isnít it? Designed on a spectrum.

Offline LeeB

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22906 on: January 26, 2020, 03:54:59 PM »
That sha forum is shit isnít it? Designed on a spectrum.

It's wonderfully appropriate, so much so that it must be by design.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22907 on: January 26, 2020, 09:13:21 PM »
Fair play to them yesterday though. Apparently they were singing to/at the Coventry fans "Who's the w*nker in my seat"?

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22908 on: January 26, 2020, 10:53:33 PM »
Fair play to them yesterday though. Apparently they were singing to/at the Coventry fans "Who's the w*nker in my seat"?

Yes, whilst Iím absolutely loathe to give them credit for anything, that was funny

But not as funny as failing to sell out the ground. And the friendly derby ended with some poor bugger in hospital with a fractured skull

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22909 on: January 27, 2020, 01:50:36 PM »
Thereís a lot of despair on there today about the apathy of the support one of them even gives us veiled credit for getting out the bedsheets when we arenít happy with the way the club is being run.

Some of them are starting to realise that sitting back and accepting they are shit whilst ridiculing us for wanting to be better than relegated or relegation fodder is not necessarily the answer to their problems.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22910 on: January 27, 2020, 02:36:37 PM »
Thereís a lot of despair on there today about the apathy of the support one of them even gives us veiled credit for getting out the bedsheets when we arenít happy with the way the club is being run.

Some of them are starting to realise that sitting back and accepting they are shit whilst ridiculing us for wanting to be better than relegated or relegation fodder is not necessarily the answer to their problems.

Not accepting shite makes us arrogant fannies though doesn't it?

If there's a more collectively stupid set of fans in the world, I'd be amazed. Half of them (maybe more) still think the world of the Dildo Collective.

Offline Damo70

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22911 on: January 27, 2020, 05:00:20 PM »
Thereís a lot of despair on there today about the apathy of the support one of them even gives us veiled credit for getting out the bedsheets when we arenít happy with the way the club is being run.

Some of them are starting to realise that sitting back and accepting they are shit whilst ridiculing us for wanting to be better than relegated or relegation fodder is not necessarily the answer to their problems.

Not accepting shite makes us arrogant fannies though doesn't it?

If there's a more collectively stupid set of fans in the world, I'd be amazed. Half of them (maybe more) still think the world of the Dildo Collective.


They are a confused lot. They give credit to Sullivan/Gold/Brady for taking them so far with ground improvements and top flight football but criticise them for buggering off to live in a London council house that Birmingham council wouldn't give to them despite all their begging. They do however accept that the owners sold them down the river by selling to Carson Yeung, basically taking the money and running knowing full well he was dodgy. I do however love their arguments regarding bed sheet protests v sitting back and doing nothing. Like everything with them it ends up with them arguing about us. Half of them reckon we are 'moaning fannies' who get the bedsheets out after two consecutive defeats and would hate to be like us and then the other half start arguing that they allow club owners to walk all over them and that they should actually be more like us.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2020, 05:02:09 PM by Damo70 »

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22912 on: January 27, 2020, 05:17:12 PM »
Maybe there's a compromise and they could use single bedsheets. One thing is for certain, the boycotting of home games hasn't made the slightest bit of difference to their problems.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22913 on: January 27, 2020, 05:59:14 PM »
Not an image you would like, but can you imagine the state of their bedsheets

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22914 on: January 27, 2020, 10:21:54 PM »
No doubt The Roost pub will be packed out with 'Leicester' fans tomorrow night.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22915 on: January 27, 2020, 11:01:19 PM »
Looks like they might be getting Scott Hogan on loan. Paranoid DVB  comments from some, depression from most and a only a few thinking it's a good deal.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22916 on: January 27, 2020, 11:27:52 PM »
Looks like they might be getting Scott Hogan on loan. Paranoid DVB  comments from some, depression from most and a only a few thinking it's a good deal.


So pretty much similar sentiment to on here, then.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22917 on: January 28, 2020, 09:10:43 AM »
Iím guessing Hogan will play a similar roll as Che Adams did with Jukiski (?)
Unfortunately, it might actually suit him

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22918 on: January 28, 2020, 09:15:37 AM »
Not an image you would like, but can you imagine the state of their bedsheets

Like an explosion in the Bisto factory.

Offline richrunner

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22919 on: January 28, 2020, 10:17:58 PM »
I hope they enjoyed that ha ha ha.

We're getting to watch a wembley final and they are getting to watch Scott Hogan.

"They break yer eart, Tom"