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Author Topic: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving  (Read 3484156 times)

Online Damo70

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22890 on: January 25, 2020, 08:38:10 PM »
This house share is getting funnier and funnier. We have two gifts that keep on giving cohabiting. Apparently Pep Clotet left all the washing in the machine yesterday forgetting to turn it on and Mark Robins keeps turning the central heating off to save money. All of this happened after the big row about who should take down the Christmas decorations.


Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22891 on: January 25, 2020, 10:00:37 PM »
Sweet baby Jesus, I now know how it must've felt to receive the first telephone call: https://www.xxxx.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/coventry-city-vs-birmingham-city-17632518

Offline Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22892 on: January 25, 2020, 10:21:03 PM »


Money saving tip. Cut the scarf vertically down the middle, now tie the tassels together from each half of the scarf, cellotape the cut ends together to prevent fraying. You now have your scarf for the replay.




Offline LukeJames

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22893 on: January 25, 2020, 10:25:26 PM »
Money saving tip. Stand on a chair, tie one end of the scarf around a ceiling fitting and the other end around your neck, proceed to jump. You never have to spend any more money.

Offline Deano's Mullet

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22894 on: January 25, 2020, 10:26:18 PM »
Total apathy for the replay on their forum and fans who have stayed away from games for ages posting about how shit they are. Talk of having to get trains to Brum from places like Telford. Thought they wuz all Brummies?

Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22895 on: January 25, 2020, 10:30:35 PM »
Total apathy for the replay on their forum and fans who have stayed away from games for ages posting about how shit they are. Talk of having to get trains to Brum from places like Telford. Thought they wuz all Brummies?

I grew up near Telford (and went to school there). I never met a single Bloser. It has, in fairness, declined even further since then so I guess it's all possible.

Offline Des Little

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22896 on: January 26, 2020, 12:07:51 AM »
They’re all thick as a whale omelette on there, happily wallowing in self pity and a raft of excuses why they no longer go and watch their team. Losers one and all.

Offline Walmley_Villa

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22897 on: January 26, 2020, 08:33:28 AM »
Seems there were a few handbags so the neighbour's had a bit if a tiff.


Offline Lastfootstamper

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22899 on: January 26, 2020, 11:35:51 AM »
https://www.waste of paper.co.uk/news/midlands-news/man-left-fractured-skull-attack-17632880.amp?__twitter_impression=true

CoventryLive instead.

Offline Walmley_Villa

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22900 on: January 26, 2020, 11:36:06 AM »
Shame O'Hare missed. Interesting that both Noses and Cov stating he is a Blues fan on their forums?

Offline Walmley_Villa

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22901 on: January 26, 2020, 11:36:40 AM »
Shame O'Hare missed the sitter at the end. Interesting that both Noses and Cov stating he is a Blues fan on their forums?

Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22902 on: January 26, 2020, 01:21:16 PM »
Shame O'Hare missed. Interesting that both Noses and Cov stating he is a Blues fan on their forums?

His dad is a big Blues fan.

Offline kippaxvilla2

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22903 on: January 26, 2020, 01:41:39 PM »
I read yesterday that I think he’s related to one of their former players.  Clarkson I think.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22904 on: January 26, 2020, 01:47:33 PM »
I read yesterday that I think he’s related to one of their former players.  Clarkson I think.

Uncle I think.