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Author Topic: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving  (Read 3481383 times)

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22830 on: January 19, 2020, 06:31:52 PM »
Just looked at Cov's attendances at the Sty this year. I assume there's a boycott in place considering they're not doing too bad.

Imagine having to go there twice if they come up and are still groundsharing. It'd probably sell out with noses.

If they beat Small Heath and get Liverpool next round you'll see the quickest unboycott in history.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22831 on: January 19, 2020, 06:37:41 PM »
They're not boycotting. They're just shit.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22832 on: January 19, 2020, 11:45:49 PM »
They're not boycotting. They're just shit.


Not only are a load of them still in Portugal and Belgium on their 'European Adventure' in the Europa league nearly a decade ago, a fair few of them are still knocking around Trafalgar Square celebrating after the 1991 Leyland Daft Windscreen Wipers Shield trophy win against Tranmere.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22833 on: January 20, 2020, 12:10:43 AM »
I was on about Coventry, but they both have shit supports so I understand the confusion 😁

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22834 on: January 20, 2020, 03:47:39 PM »
Its the "Who hates the Vile the most"cup - it is the only thing they live for

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22835 on: January 20, 2020, 06:50:52 PM »
That would be the most depressing thing being in the same league as the sky blose next season

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22836 on: January 20, 2020, 07:11:52 PM »
One of these teams will end up in the FA Cup fifth round. I wouldn't mind a bit of that.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22837 on: January 21, 2020, 12:13:57 PM »
You can buy a Coventry v Blues half and half scarf from their club shop, I kid you not.

Prepping for the inevitable merger.

I think they'd end up playing in a blend of blues. French Blue appears to be about halfway..... and the smell and mould seems to fit.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22838 on: January 21, 2020, 12:21:42 PM »
You can buy a Coventry v Blues half and half scarf from their club shop, I kid you not.

Prepping for the inevitable merger.

I think they'd end up playing in a blend of blues. French Blue appears to be about halfway..... and the smell and mould seems to fit.


with shit on the villa written on the back

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22839 on: January 21, 2020, 12:32:20 PM »
You can buy a Coventry v Blues half and half scarf from their club shop, I kid you not.

Prepping for the inevitable merger.

I think they'd end up playing in a blend of blues. French Blue appears to be about halfway..... and the smell and mould seems to fit.


with shit on the villa written on the back

Surely you meant

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22840 on: January 21, 2020, 01:23:02 PM »
I can see them in a blue kit which is similar to our third kit, which reminds me of a map of the London Underground. So their kit could have a map with Sherlock Street on it.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22841 on: January 21, 2020, 11:06:29 PM »
This is hilarious from over there...

If that chunt puts on an England shirt I will be going on to DNA.com to find out what nationality I can adopt for the Euros

Honestly this is a real post.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22842 on: January 21, 2020, 11:45:26 PM »
This is hilarious from over there...

If that chunt puts on an England shirt I will be going on to DNA.com to find out what nationality I can adopt for the Euros

Honestly this is a real post.


I know they have always been obsessed with everything about our club and our fans but their 'Vile Thread' has basically become the Jack Grealish thread. They are totally obsessed by him.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22843 on: January 22, 2020, 01:09:38 AM »
This is hilarious from over there...

If that chunt puts on an England shirt I will be going on to DNA.com to find out what nationality I can adopt for the Euros

Honestly this is a real post.

This Bluenose will find out that he is 80% orangutan, then will get confused as Borneo aren't even in the Euros.   

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #22844 on: January 22, 2020, 04:41:20 AM »
This is hilarious from over there...

If that chunt puts on an England shirt I will be going on to DNA.com to find out what nationality I can adopt for the Euros

Honestly this is a real post.

One of the inbreds just wrote that he also didn't celebrate any of David Platt's  Italia 90 goals as he was a Villa player. Firstly his goal against Belgium was such a fucking emotional outpouring that I recall at the time not realising it was Platt that had scored until well after. Secondly, what a sad twat you'd need to be to deny yourselves these moments because a certain player played for a certain club. That's not being a football fan, that's just being a sad, obsessed prick. He must have looked a right idiot at the time.