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Offline saunders_heroes

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23955 on: September 30, 2020, 03:05:58 PM »
I’d never heard the word ‘spawny’ before i read it on there. They’re fuckin deranged, and our start to the season has driven them even more deranged.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23956 on: September 30, 2020, 03:31:43 PM »
I donate £20,000 per year to the Conservative party and have since 2010.  I live and breath Villa.

I accidentally bought a strip of raffle tickets at a Conservative Club when I went to see a band in 1983. I haven't slept since.

Offline Deano's Mullet

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23957 on: September 30, 2020, 03:33:34 PM »
Worcesterblue but it’s the Villa fans who come from the Shires....

Offline Damo70

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23958 on: September 30, 2020, 04:31:40 PM »
They've often referred to us as being spawny.  Now technology..."spawny goal-line technology"


There tends to be quite a divide amongst them regarding whether of not we are spawny and then they fall out with each other. One lot say we were spawny when we were taken over when it looked like we were staring down the barrel and possibly going bust. The more sensible ones then point out that a club of our size was ideal for new owners to take over. But any positive spin on anything Villa related leaves the poster at risk of being called a traitor and 'Dirty Viler'. I love it when they all fall out whilst discussing us.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23959 on: September 30, 2020, 07:03:36 PM »
I mean people who are unfortunate enough to be unable to engage as a productive member of society, but fortunate enough to not have a taste for mustard or oxblood-coloured chinos.

You mean you won't be swanning around Mehico in these strides.
https://shop.brunellocucinelli.com/en-ie/man/collection/trousers/denim-trousers-202M277PX2340.html

Disclaimer : I've never bought a pair of chinos (or polo shirt).

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23960 on: September 30, 2020, 08:02:38 PM »
I went in a Conservative Working Men's Club by me once. It had pictures of past leaders adorning the walls. Having a pint next to a picture of Thatcher was tremendous fun.

Offline Larry Duff

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23961 on: September 30, 2020, 08:35:39 PM »
Oh Fuck, I have those trousers and the Single breasted Blazer.  What is wrong with them ??

They go down very well with the Ladies at the Erdington Conservative Club.
My Mate Swanny (another great Villa fan) has a similar taste in clothes I am glad to say.
He appeals to the Cameron wing being a bit younger.  I seem to attract the Jacob Rees Mogg set which is so much sexier. 
Anne Widdicombe is a bit of a problem I must admit.

I come on here to find out what Villa fans think about Villa stuff.  I will vote for whoever I want to.
Tories tend to be the Party of Government.  Big majority at the last Election.  A poster implied that all 10,000 or however many H&V members were Anti Tory. 
That cannot be true. 












Offline Three Spires Villa

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23962 on: September 30, 2020, 08:48:25 PM »
Well I am one anti Tory. Any more?

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23963 on: September 30, 2020, 08:51:42 PM »
Oh Fuck, I have those trousers and the Single breasted Blazer.  What is wrong with them ??

They go down very well with the Ladies at the Erdington Conservative Club.
My Mate Swanny (another great Villa fan) has a similar taste in clothes I am glad to say.
He appeals to the Cameron wing being a bit younger.  I seem to attract the Jacob Rees Mogg set which is so much sexier. 
Anne Widdicombe is a bit of a problem I must admit.

I come on here to find out what Villa fans think about Villa stuff.  I will vote for whoever I want to.
Tories tend to be the Party of Government.  Big majority at the last Election.  A poster implied that all 10,000 or however many H&V members were Anti Tory. 
That cannot be true.

I hope Anne Widdecombe develops a sexual fixation with you and never leaves you alone. It's the least you deserve.

Offline Larry Duff

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23964 on: September 30, 2020, 09:11:15 PM »
Sorry I didn't know you had to be a Labour Voter to post on here.
I thought it was a Villa site for Villa fans to post about Villa stuff.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23965 on: September 30, 2020, 09:15:07 PM »

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23966 on: September 30, 2020, 09:16:14 PM »
I mean people who are unfortunate enough to be unable to engage as a productive member of society, but fortunate enough to not have a taste for mustard or oxblood-coloured chinos.

You mean you won't be swanning around Mehico in these strides.
https://shop.brunellocucinelli.com/en-ie/man/collection/trousers/denim-trousers-202M277PX2340.html

Disclaimer : I've never bought a pair of chinos (or polo shirt).

I will not. I will be wearing stonewashed flares and will claim to be a Wolves supporter.

Offline Brazilian Villain

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23967 on: September 30, 2020, 09:22:35 PM »
You mean you won't be swanning around Mehico in these strides.
https://shop.brunellocucinelli.com/en-ie/man/collection/trousers/denim-trousers-202M277PX2340.html

Disclaimer : I've never bought a pair of chinos (or polo shirt).

I will not. I will be wearing stonewashed flares and will claim to be a Wolves supporter.

Here you go then, sorted! https://denimology.com/2020/09/gucci-dirty-grass-stained-denim-overalls

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23968 on: September 30, 2020, 09:27:03 PM »
I had no idea Codsall market's website was so swish!

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #23969 on: September 30, 2020, 09:33:27 PM »
Sorry I didn't know you had to be a Labour Voter to post on here.
I thought it was a Villa site for Villa fans to post about Villa stuff.

Who has ever said your comments, especially about Villa, aren't welcome?

 


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